Retired Not My Problem Polo
Retired Not My Problem Polo
Retired Not My Problem Polo
Retired Not My Problem Polo
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Description
Description
Retired, Not My Problem Anymore
You handed in your kit and your rank, but not the sense of humour that got you through it all. This one is your official retirement statement.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I was thrilled not only with the service and care of shipment but wonderful quality too. Would definitely buy from again." (Pamela C.)
Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.
Plenty of polo shirts at this price go limp at the collar within a month. Ours is 220gsm, a 50/50 cotton and polyester blend that holds its shape. Ribbed collar, taped neck, a three-button placket and twin needle stitching throughout.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- 50% cotton and 50% polyester at 220gsm, a proper weight that keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Ribbed collar - stays flat instead of curling at the points like the cheap ones do.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Generous fit - Previous customers say it fits both men and women well.
- Three self-colour button placket - smart enough for work, easy enough for the weekend.
- Taped neck - more comfortable.
- Twin needle stitching - double-stitched at the seams for added strength.
- High-definition print, sharp and fade-resistant wash after wash.
- Machine washable at 60 degrees, no special care needed.
- WRAP Certified Production - no sweatshops.
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Retired, For Those Who Never Quite Leave
You can hand back the kit, sign the last form, and walk out the gate for good, but a part of forces life never really lets go of you. This one is for veterans who genuinely enjoy their retirement while still carrying a permanent soft spot for the family they left behind, the good and the awful parts equally. Wear it next to any of our other British polo shirts and let the joke do exactly what it says on the tin.
The Thinking Behind Retired, Not My Problem Anymore
Every veteran knows the strange mix that retirement brings, genuine relief at finally being done with the admin and the early starts, alongside a quiet ache for the mates and the routine you don't get back. This design captures that contradiction honestly, dry humour on the surface with real affection underneath. It isn't bitter, it's the sound of someone who loved the job and is glad it's over, both at once. That particular blend of relief and fondness is instantly recognisable to anyone who has actually handed the kit back.
Retired That Gets It Right
A joke this well earned deserves a shirt that actually lasts through the retirement it's celebrating. The 50/50 cotton and polyester blend keeps the ribbed collar in shape wash after wash, and WRAP certified production means it was made properly, no shortcuts anywhere.
Retired FAQ
What is the polo shirt made from?
It's a 50/50 cotton and polyester blend at 220gsm, printed with a high-definition process for a sharp, fade-resistant finish. The ribbed collar and taped neck keep their shape wash after wash, and the whole thing is WRAP certified production.
How does the sizing run?
True to size with a generous cut through the body, comfortable on both men and women. If you like extra room to move, sizing up is a safe bet, otherwise stick to your usual size.
How quickly will it arrive, and can it be personalised?
Production takes 1 to 2 days, then shipping adds 1 to 3 days depending on your location. This design is printed as shown and is not available for personalisation.
Who is this polo shirt actually for?
Any veteran genuinely enjoying retirement while still missing the mates and the routine underneath the relief. A brilliant gift for a leaving do or a retirement milestone.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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