Retired Not My Problem Hoodie
Retired Not My Problem Hoodie
Retired Not My Problem Hoodie
Retired Not My Problem Hoodie
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Description
Description
Retired Not My Problem, DPM Edition, A Hoodie For The Newly Retired
The uniform came off. The instincts didn't. This one is for anyone still catching themselves counting heads in a car park.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Love that I'm buying from a family-owned company. I wasn't disappointed. Outstanding quality and Service" (Martin B.)
Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.
Plenty of hoodies at this price look and feel like a pillowcase with sleeves on it. Ours is 280gsm, fleece lined, and built to last. Heavyweight ringspun cotton on the outside, brushed fleece against the skin, and a double fabric hood that keeps its shape rather than hanging flat down your back by February.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Top quality and very well made. Excellent print, very clear. The size is perfect fits me exactly how I like it. It's also longer than most hoodies I have so overall just perfect. (Tim C.)
- Best quality, 280 gsm, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester, a proper heavyweight hoodie built to last winter after winter.
- Close-knit outer with a warm, soft fleece inner facing, a real thermal layer that is warm as toast.
- Generous fit - Previous customers say it fits both men and women well, and it is long enough to keep your belly to yourself when you stretch.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG) - crisp and fade-resistant wash after wash.
- Double fabric hood with drawcord and steel eyelets - keep that baldy heed warm!
- Front pouch pocket lined with soft fleece - somewhere warm to put your hands, and your phone, and everything else.
- Ribbed cuffs and hem - the cuffs on cheap hoodies go slack within weeks, these hold their shape.
- Twin needle stitching - double-stitched at the seams, the difference between a hoodie you keep and one you replace.
- Machine washable at 30 degrees, no special care needed.
- WRAP Certified Production - no sweatshops.
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Retired Not My Problem DPM Hoodie For The Recently Discharged
This design, in DPM, sums up retirement from the Forces better than most cards or mugs manage. Part of you leaves, and part of you never does. If a private island were ever on the cards, DPM brollies would be mandatory, and anyone who gets that joke instantly is exactly who this hoodie was made for. This is a veteran-owned brand, run by people who know that feeling firsthand.
The Thinking Behind This Design
Friends, families and supporters of the Armed Forces can wear this as easily as a veteran can. It sits well alongside our wider veteran hoodies range for anyone marking a retirement or a leaving-do properly.
Retired Not My Problem DPM Hoodie That Gets It Right
Made from 280gsm ringspun cotton and polyester with a brushed fleece lining, built the same way service kit was built, to actually last.
Retired Not My Problem DPM Hoodie FAQ
What is the hoodie made from and how is it printed?
It is 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester at 280gsm, brushed fleece on the inside for warmth, with WRAP certified production behind it. The design uses direct-to-garment (DTG) printing for a sharp, fade-resistant finish.
How does the sizing compare to a normal hoodie?
It runs generous through the body and slightly longer than most high street hoodies, roomy enough to layer underneath. Measure a hoodie you already own against our size chart before ordering.
How quickly will my hoodie be made and shipped, and can it be personalised?
Production takes 1 to 2 days, then shipping takes 1 to 3 days once it leaves us. This design is not personalised, it prints exactly as shown, colour and size choices only.
Who is this hoodie really for?
A veteran who has just left the Forces and is finding retirement stranger than expected, or a leaving-do gift from their old unit.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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