If I Wanted To Listen Jumbo Mug
If I Wanted To Listen Jumbo Mug
If I Wanted To Listen Jumbo Mug
If I Wanted To Listen Jumbo Mug
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Description
Description
If I Wanted To Listen, I'd Fart
Some lines exist purely to shut a conversation down without a single wasted syllable, and this is one of the best of them. Good old-fashioned British bluntness, no apology attached.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Came in a very secure package and it looks fantastic!" (John P)
Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.
Plenty of novelty mugs are the thin sort that chip on the second wash and lose the print by the third. Ours is a 15oz jumbo in thick ceramic, printed the same on both sides, and heavy enough to feel like a proper morning mug rather than a gift shop afterthought.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I have bought products from these guys several times now and have always been impressed with service and product quality." (Colin H.)
- 15 ounce jumbo capacity. A proper mug rather than a polite one.
- Same design printed on both sides, so it reads right whichever hand you hold it in.
- Thick ceramic that holds the heat and survives a busy kitchen.
- Dishwasher and microwave safe. No special treatment needed.
- High-definition print that will not fade however many times it is washed.
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
If I Wanted To Listen, Good Old-Fashioned Humour
Good old-fashioned British humour, plain and simple, love it or leave it. This line has been getting laughs at kitchen tables for decades and it has not lost a single ounce of its punch.
The mug is 15oz jumbo capacity, thick ceramic, with the design printed the same on both sides so it faces the room from either handle.
The Thinking Behind It
The best comebacks say everything in one breath. There is no follow-up needed, no clarification required, just the line and the silence that follows it.
If I Wanted To Listen Mug That Gets It Right
A comeback this sharp deserves a mug built to last daily use. Ours is dishwasher and microwave safe, so it goes straight back into the routine with no special handling, and the print stays high-definition close up.
For more of the same bluntness, browse the wider range of funny mugs for every awkward silence.
If I Wanted To Listen Mug FAQ
What is the mug made from?
It is a 15oz jumbo ceramic mug, thick enough for daily use, with the same high-definition design printed on both sides so it always faces outward.
Is it dishwasher and microwave safe?
Yes, both. It goes straight into the dishwasher and the microwave, and the print holds its colour through repeated washes.
How quickly will it arrive, and can it be personalised?
Production takes 1 to 2 days and shipping 1 to 3 days. This design is not personalised, it ships exactly as shown.
Who is this mug really for?
Anyone with a sense of humour and zero patience for being talked at over their morning brew.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
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