Pike Dad's Army T Shirt
Pike Dad's Army T Shirt
Pike Dad's Army T Shirt
Pike Dad's Army T Shirt
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Description
Description
Don't Tell Him Pike, Classic Comedy Line
One line, delivered with a finger-wag, that an entire generation can still quote word for word. This is for the person who says it out loud before they have even finished reading it.
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These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
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- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Don't Tell Him Pike Tee For Lifelong Quoters
Made for the household where this line gets wheeled out at least once a week, usually unprompted. It comes straight from the Dad's Army episode The Deadly Attachment and lands instantly with anyone who grew up on it. Printed with high-definition DTG so the lettering stays crisp wash after wash.
The Thinking Behind A Don't Tell Him Pike Shirt
Captain Mainwaring's panicked slip is one of the most quoted moments in British comedy, and that is the entire appeal here. It bridges generations, since plenty of people first heard it from a parent doing the voice. Built on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, it is made to be worn properly, not boxed away.
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Don't Tell Him Pike Tee That Gets It Right
No explanation needed, the right person finishes the line for you. Backed by 16,000+ verified reviews, it is built to become a wardrobe staple rather than a novelty. The deadpan simplicity is exactly why it keeps getting the laugh.
Don't Tell Him Pike Tee FAQ
What is the Don't Tell Him Pike shirt made from and how is it printed?
The Don't Tell Him Pike shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. The heavier fabric holds its shape over time, and the DTG print keeps the lettering sharp and fade-resistant through repeated washing.
How does this comedy tee fit and what size should I order?
This comedy tee has a long length and a generous fit that works on most builds. Sizing runs true for most customers, so order your usual size and check the size chart first if you are between two.
When will my Don't Tell Him Pike order ship and can it be personalised?
Your Don't Tell Him Pike order is produced in 1 to 2 days and then shipped within a 1 to 3 day window. The design is fixed and is not personalised, so the famous line arrives exactly as it should.
Who is the Don't Tell Him Pike shirt for?
The Don't Tell Him Pike shirt is for lifelong fans of classic British sitcoms and anyone who can recite the line on cue. It makes a reliable gift for a dad or grandad who has quoted it for decades and shows no sign of stopping.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
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Shipping times
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Tracking
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Returns
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To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
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Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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