Don't Tell Him Pike Unisex T Shirt


Don't Tell Him Pike Unisex T Shirt

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Don't Tell Him Pike

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Just brilliant!!!! great customer service (Ronald P.)

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great job fellas, arrived quickly and great quality shirt (Stevie A.)

I can remember watching this for the first time when I was still in Secondary School. Next day we all repeated that one line over and over again, and sang Pike's song "Whistle while you work...." laughing every time.

It was a joy then to watch my kids appreciate it when they grew up too.

This is a great gift idea for any Veteran or fan of the TV series and will put a huge smile on their face for sure.

  • 100%, best-quality, strong cotton - lasts a long time.
  • Check the sizing chart - previous customers say sizing is very accurate.
  • Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
  • High Definition Digital Sublimation Print - crisp and fade-resistant.
  • Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
  • Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
  • Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
  • Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' syndrome.

Printed and Shipped From The UK 🇬🇧

Go ahead and select your desired size above.

Delivery & Returns

We provide free shipping on all orders over £39.

Provided shipping is to an address in the UK, we will cover the cost of postage and packing when you order more than £39 of our awesome products (please note there is not enough meat on the bone to give you free shipping AND a discount at the same time).

How long does it take to receive my order?

All of our items are proudly custom made and printed on-demand in the UK. Orders typically take only 3 business days for us to get them printed, dried, quality control checked, and then packed. You can then select 24 or 48 Hrs Royal Mail at the checkout for deliveries to the UK.

How long does delivery take to countries outside the UK?

To see delivery times outside the UK, please look at the Shipping Rates page for details. Typically, it takes 5-10 working days after leaving our facility, with possible further-in-country delays, depending on your local COVID-19 restrictions.

How can I track my order?

We will email you a tracking number as soon as your order is about to leave our Facility.

How can I track my order?

We will email you a tracking number as soon as your order is about to leave our Facility.

What is your Returns Policy?

Although we have a very high level of customer satisfaction and retention, we also recognise that in rare cases, refunds may be requested. We want you to love your purchase, so if you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order. Please email us at

How do I contact you?

If you have any other questions or have questions about problems which are NOT listed on this page, please get in touch via email at

Christmas and Other Anniversary Deliveries

We do our utmost to get orders printed in good time, dried, quality checked and then out the door to you. During the run-up to Christmas we put double-shifts on the printing machines and in the warehouse to make sure we keep up with the high volume of orders. But we don't have direct control over Royal Mail or the couriers and cannot, therefore, guarantee that orders will be received in time for Christmas, Birthdays or other anniversaries or special dates and will not issue refunds on that basis unfortunately. So please make sure that you order in good time.

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Len D.
United Kingdom United Kingdom

The no.1 TV comment of all time! Present for my brother who loves the programme... it brings out patter & humour about the show, a genuine LEGEND!

paul a.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
whistle while you work

the tee shirt is great fun, even the younger folk seem familiar with the episode, my fav bit is when the germans are ordering fish and chips

United Kingdom United Kingdom
Lion legion t shirts

I bought two t shirts and one was a present for my brother it came unwrapped in a large brown envelope and both were creased badly and unfit to wear so maybe it’s a good idea to pack them in polythene bags so at least they look presentable .apart from that I’m happy with them

Lion Legion

Thank you for the feedback, We pack all our garments in recyclable packaging, sorry they were creased but we are glad you like them!

Paul J.
United Kingdom United Kingdom
Quality Tee

Great t-shirt, still fantastic after lots of washes

United Kingdom United Kingdom
Don't tell him pike tee shirt

Tee shirt very good quality and nice and long very Generous in size I had to go down two sizes