Don't Tell Him Pike Polo Shirt
Don't Tell Him Pike Polo Shirt
Don't Tell Him Pike Polo Shirt
Don't Tell Him Pike Polo Shirt
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Description
Description
Don't Tell Him, Pike
You know the line. You've said it to someone at least once this month, probably at their expense.
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Plenty of polo shirts at this price go limp at the collar within a month. Ours is 220gsm, a 50/50 cotton and polyester blend that holds its shape. Ribbed collar, taped neck, a three-button placket and twin needle stitching throughout.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- 50% cotton and 50% polyester at 220gsm, a proper weight that keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Ribbed collar - stays flat instead of curling at the points like the cheap ones do.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Generous fit - Previous customers say it fits both men and women well.
- Three self-colour button placket - smart enough for work, easy enough for the weekend.
- Taped neck - more comfortable.
- Twin needle stitching - double-stitched at the seams for added strength.
- High-definition print, sharp and fade-resistant wash after wash.
- Machine washable at 60 degrees, no special care needed.
- WRAP Certified Production - no sweatshops.
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Don't Tell Him Pike For The Sunday Night Faithful
Some lines from British telly never stop being funny no matter how many times you've heard them, and this is one of them. Whether you watched it first-hand on original broadcast or caught the repeats decades later, the delivery still lands every single time. It sits within our wider British polo shirts range, built at 220gsm so it holds up whether you're wearing it to watch the repeats or out for the day.
The Thinking Behind One Perfect Line
Some jokes need three seasons of build-up to land, and some just need six words delivered with the right amount of panic. This one belongs firmly in the second category, instantly recognisable to anyone who's ever watched a bumbling platoon try and fail to keep a secret. It's a 50/50 cotton and polyester blend, WRAP certified production, built properly rather than knocked out cheap for a quick laugh and a quick fade.
Don't Tell Him Pike That Gets It Right
A lot of TV-quote merchandise crams in a picture of the cast or the full title in giant letters and forgets that the line alone is the whole joke. This one trusts the words to do the work, printed in high definition so it stays sharp through wash after wash. Wear it to a quiz night where someone always gets the reference, wear it as a gift for the family member who quotes it constantly, wear it because some jokes just don't get old.
Don't Tell Him Pike Polo FAQ
What is the polo shirt made from?
It's a 220gsm, 50/50 cotton and polyester blend built to hold its shape through repeated washing. The design uses high-definition print for a sharp, fade-resistant finish, and the whole run is WRAP certified production.
How does the sizing run?
Sizing runs true to the chart above, so measure a polo shirt you already own against it before ordering. The fit is generous through the body, comfortable for both men and women without feeling tight through the shoulders.
How quickly will it arrive?
Orders are produced within 1 to 2 working days, then shipped, with delivery typically taking 1 to 3 working days after that. This design is not personalised, it prints exactly as shown, so there is nothing extra to specify.
Who is this polo for?
For anyone who quotes classic British sitcoms without even thinking about it, whether that's a dad who's said the line a thousand times or a grown-up kid who grew up on the repeats. It's a solid gift for a birthday or Father's Day.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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