Don't Mention The War T Shirt
Don't Mention The War T Shirt
Don't Mention The War T Shirt
Don't Mention The War T Shirt
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Description
Description
Don't Mention The War T Shirt, Classic Comedy Quote
One line from Fawlty Towers and everyone of a certain age knows exactly what happens next. You mentioned it once, but you think you got away with it.
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These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
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- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Don't Mention The War T Shirt For Sitcom Devotees
It belongs to the wearer who can perform the entire hotel scene on demand and frequently does, invited or not. The line works as a sorting mechanism, instantly finding the people who grew up quoting it. If quoting classic telly counts as a personality trait in your house, the rest of our funny British TV t shirts will feel like home, and the high-definition DTG print keeps every letter sharp enough to read across a crowded room.
The Thinking Behind Don't Mention The War
It is one of the most quoted sitcom moments ever filmed, delivered by a hotel owner unravelling in real time. Wearing it sets a quiet test, because the right people will finish the scene for you without being asked. At 180gsm, the shirt is built considerably more sturdily than Basil's composure ever was.
Don't Mention The War T Shirt That Gets It Right
Plenty of versions of this line exist, but most arrive on flimsy fabric that gives up after three washes. This one carries the quote on a shirt backed by over 16,000 verified reviews. Wear it to the next family gathering and watch who breaks first.
Don't Mention The War T Shirt FAQ
What is the Don't Mention The War t shirt made from and how is it printed?
The Don't Mention The War t shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton with a high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) print. The print is sharp and fade resistant, and washing inside out at 30 degrees keeps the lettering crisp for years.
How does the sizing run on this t shirt?
Sizing on this t shirt runs true for most customers, with a long length and generous fit across sizes S to 5XL. Check the size chart before ordering, and if you sit between two measurements the larger size gives a more relaxed fit.
How quickly does the Don't Mention The War t shirt ship and can it be personalised?
The Don't Mention The War t shirt is printed within 1 to 2 production days, then shipping takes 1 to 3 days. This design is printed exactly as shown and cannot be personalised. UK and US orders are printed locally for faster delivery.
Who is the Don't Mention The War t shirt best suited to?
The Don't Mention The War t shirt suits anyone raised on classic sitcom reruns who can recite the famous hotel scene word for word. It comes into its own at family gatherings and reunions where the episode is shared history, and the joke lands instantly with anyone who knows it.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Most orders are produced within 2–3 business days, then shipped.
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Shipping times
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Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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