Don't Mention The War Hoodie
Don't Mention The War Hoodie
Don't Mention The War Hoodie
Don't Mention The War Hoodie
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Description
Description
Funny Hoodie, Don't Mention The War
Somebody always mentions it, usually within four minutes of sitting down. You have simply given up pretending you were not going to.
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Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.
Plenty of hoodies at this price look and feel like a pillowcase with sleeves on it. Ours is 280gsm, fleece lined, and built to last. Heavyweight ringspun cotton on the outside, brushed fleece against the skin, and a double fabric hood that keeps its shape rather than hanging flat down your back by February.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Top quality and very well made. Excellent print, very clear. The size is perfect fits me exactly how I like it. It's also longer than most hoodies I have so overall just perfect. (Tim C.)
- Best quality, 280 gsm, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester, a proper heavyweight hoodie built to last winter after winter.
- Close-knit outer with a warm, soft fleece inner facing, a real thermal layer that is warm as toast.
- Generous fit - Previous customers say it fits both men and women well, and it is long enough to keep your belly to yourself when you stretch.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG) - crisp and fade-resistant wash after wash.
- Double fabric hood with drawcord and steel eyelets - keep that baldy heed warm!
- Front pouch pocket lined with soft fleece - somewhere warm to put your hands, and your phone, and everything else.
- Ribbed cuffs and hem - the cuffs on cheap hoodies go slack within weeks, these hold their shape.
- Twin needle stitching - double-stitched at the seams, the difference between a hoodie you keep and one you replace.
- Machine washable at 30 degrees, no special care needed.
- WRAP Certified Production - no sweatshops.
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Funny Hoodie For The Man Who Mentions It Anyway
The joke works because the instruction is impossible to obey and everybody in the room knows it. At 280gsm it carries a line that has been repeated at family dinners for fifty years without wearing thin. Sits with the rest of our funny hoodies, worn by men who enjoy watching a table go quiet.
The Thinking Behind An Instruction Nobody Ever Follows
Fawlty Towers turned a single warning into a national reflex, and Britain has been failing to obey it ever since. Printed direct to garment, so the wording stays sharp and legible instead of cracking apart, which matters on a design where the whole gag lives in five words.
Funny Hoodie That Gets It Right
Brushed fleece on the inner face keeps it warm enough for the pub garden in February, where the conversation usually starts. The double fabric hood holds its structure rather than collapsing flat across the shoulders, so it still looks intentional two winters from now.
Funny Hoodie FAQ
What is this funny hoodie made from and how is it printed?
Made from 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester at 280gsm, printed direct to garment for a crisp, fade-resistant finish. Production is WRAP certified. The weight is why the wording stays flat across the chest instead of distorting once the fabric loses its shape.
How does the sizing compare to standard hoodie sizing?
Sizing is generous and the body runs longer than most hoodies, and it fits men and women equally well. Lay a hoodie you already own flat, measure across the chest, and compare it to the size chart. Most people order their usual size.
How long does it take to arrive, and can the wording be changed?
Production takes 1 to 2 days, then shipping falls in a 1 to 3 day window. Personalisation is not available. The line only lands when it is word for word, and improving it has never once worked.
Who wears this one?
Men who were watching British comedy when it was still going out live, and the sons and daughters who quote it back at them. Works well as a Christmas present for the relative guaranteed to bring the subject up before the pudding arrives.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
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Shipping times
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Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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