Alright Dave Polo Shirt

Alright Dave Polo Shirt

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Alright Dave Polo Shirt

Alright Dave Polo Shirt

Regular price £26.99
Regular price Sale price £26.99
Sale Sold out

7 total reviews

Shipping from $4.75 (USA)/£3.89 (UK). If you can quote the market stall...
Size : Small Size Chart
Colour : Black
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Description

Alright Dave, Trigger's Choice

You've watched the repeats more times than the original run, and you can still recite the punchlines before they land. This one is for the sofa scholars.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I was thrilled not only with the service and care of shipment but wonderful quality too. Would definitely buy from again." (Pamela C.)

Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.

Plenty of polo shirts at this price go limp at the collar within a month. Ours is 220gsm, a 50/50 cotton and polyester blend that holds its shape. Ribbed collar, taped neck, a three-button placket and twin needle stitching throughout.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)

  • 50% cotton and 50% polyester at 220gsm, a proper weight that keeps its shape wash after wash.
  • Ribbed collar - stays flat instead of curling at the points like the cheap ones do.
  • Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
  • Generous fit - Previous customers say it fits both men and women well.
  • Three self-colour button placket - smart enough for work, easy enough for the weekend.
  • Taped neck - more comfortable.
  • Twin needle stitching - double-stitched at the seams for added strength.
  • High-definition print, sharp and fade-resistant wash after wash.
  • Machine washable at 60 degrees, no special care needed.
  • WRAP Certified Production - no sweatshops.

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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.

Alright Dave, For The Sofa Scholars

You know every character by their walk before they've even spoken. You've quoted the market stall scenes at family dinners and watched at least one relative's eyes glaze over. This one is for the person who treats a classic Sunday night sitcom as a genuine cultural touchstone rather than background noise, and who greets old friends with the line instead of an actual hello. Wear it next to any of our other British polo shirts for a wardrobe with a proper sense of humour.

The Thinking Behind Alright Dave

Some shows earn a permanent spot in the national memory simply by being genuinely funny for decades running. This greeting belongs to one of the biggest sitcoms this country has ever produced, delivered with a warmth that made even total strangers feel like old mates down the market. It is simple, it is instantly recognisable, and it still gets a laugh from anyone who grew up with the reruns on a Sunday afternoon while dinner was cooking. Decades on, it still works as a proper icebreaker, dropped into conversation whenever two strangers realise they grew up on the same reruns.

Alright Dave That Gets It Right

A shirt carrying a line this well loved needs to actually hold up, not fade after a couple of washes like the market stall knock-offs would. The 50/50 cotton and polyester blend keeps the ribbed collar in shape wash after wash, and WRAP certified production means the whole thing was made the honest way.

Alright Dave FAQ

What is the polo shirt made from?

It's a 50/50 cotton and polyester blend at 220gsm, printed with a high-definition process for a sharp, fade-resistant finish. The ribbed collar and taped neck keep their shape wash after wash, and the whole thing is WRAP certified production.

How does the sizing run?

True to size with a generous cut through the body, comfortable on both men and women. If you like extra room to move, sizing up is a safe bet, otherwise stick to your usual size.

How quickly will it arrive, and can it be personalised?

Production takes 1 to 2 days, then shipping adds 1 to 3 days depending on your location. This design is printed as shown and is not available for personalisation.

Who is this polo shirt actually for?

Anyone who can recite the market stall banter word for word and still laughs at the punchline every time. A great gift for a parent who introduced you to the reruns, or a mate who quotes it back at the pub.

Delivery & Returns

Delivery

All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.

Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.

Shipping times

Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.

For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.

Tracking

We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.

Returns

We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.

To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.

Contact

If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.

Christmas delivery

We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.

Size Chart

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