Alright Dave Hoodie
Alright Dave Hoodie
Alright Dave Hoodie
Alright Dave Hoodie
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Description
Description
Alright Dave Hoodie, The Wrong Name Every Time
Some blokes have answered to the wrong name for thirty years and never once thought it worth correcting. Wear it out and half the pub turns round anyway.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Love that I'm buying from a family-owned company. I wasn't disappointed. Outstanding quality and Service" (Martin B.)
Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.
Plenty of hoodies at this price look and feel like a pillowcase with sleeves on it. Ours is 280gsm, fleece lined, and built to last. Heavyweight ringspun cotton on the outside, brushed fleece against the skin, and a double fabric hood that keeps its shape rather than hanging flat down your back by February.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Top quality and very well made. Excellent print, very clear. The size is perfect fits me exactly how I like it. It's also longer than most hoodies I have so overall just perfect. (Tim C.)
- Best quality, 280 gsm, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester, a proper heavyweight hoodie built to last winter after winter.
- Close-knit outer with a warm, soft fleece inner facing, a real thermal layer that is warm as toast.
- Generous fit - Previous customers say it fits both men and women well, and it is long enough to keep your belly to yourself when you stretch.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG) - crisp and fade-resistant wash after wash.
- Double fabric hood with drawcord and steel eyelets - keep that baldy heed warm!
- Front pouch pocket lined with soft fleece - somewhere warm to put your hands, and your phone, and everything else.
- Ribbed cuffs and hem - the cuffs on cheap hoodies go slack within weeks, these hold their shape.
- Twin needle stitching - double-stitched at the seams, the difference between a hoodie you keep and one you replace.
- Machine washable at 30 degrees, no special care needed.
- WRAP Certified Production - no sweatshops.
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Alright Dave Hoodie For The Man Who Stopped Correcting People
Every circle has one. Called by the wrong name since the nineties, and he worked out long ago that answering was less bother than explaining. He gets it at the darts, at the garage, and from the woman who has cut his hair for a decade. A 280gsm heavyweight is a decent way to surrender, and it sits comfortably among the rest of our funny hoodies.
The Thinking Behind Getting Someone's Name Wrong Forever
Half the comedy lives in the confidence. No question mark, no apology, just a bloke greeting his mate with a name that has never once been right, the way Trigger did it for years in Only Fools and Horses. Nobody involved can remember who started it. Lettering that plain has nowhere to hide, so it goes on by direct-to-garment print rather than vinyl that peels at the edges by March.
Alright Dave Hoodie That Gets It Right
A February touchline is where cheap tops give up. Brushed fleece against the skin traps warmth properly instead of just feeling soft in the shop, and the double fabric hood holds its shape rather than flopping down your back like a wet tea towel the first time you actually put it up.
Alright Dave Hoodie FAQ
What is the hoodie made from and how is the design printed?
Made from 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester at 280gsm, with a brushed fleece inner face. The design goes on by direct-to-garment printing, which sinks into the fabric rather than sitting on top of it, so it stays crisp wash after wash. Production is WRAP certified, so no sweatshops.
How does the sizing compare to a standard hoodie?
Sizing runs true to standard, with a generous cut that fits both men and women and runs longer in the body than most. Lay a hoodie you already wear out flat, measure it across the chest and down the length, then check those numbers against the size chart before ordering.
How long does it take to arrive, and can it be personalised?
Production takes 1 to 2 days, then shipping runs to a 1 to 3 day window once it leaves us. Personalisation is not offered on this design, because the joke only lands with the name exactly as printed. Everything is printed in the UK and shipped worldwide.
Who is this design actually for?
For the man everyone calls by the wrong name, who gave up arguing about it years ago. Works as a birthday present from the mates responsible for the mistake, or as a quiet joke worn down the pub on a Friday. Says he can take it, and always could.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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