Ya Wee Fanny Xmas Jumper
Ya Wee Fanny Xmas Jumper
Ya Wee Fanny Xmas Jumper
Ya Wee Fanny Xmas Jumper
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Description
Description
Christmas Jumper, Ya Wee Fanny Festive Banter
You show affection by slagging off the people you love, and this puts that whole personality on the front in the broadest Scots. Merry Christmas never sounded so warm and so rude at the same time.
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Plenty of sweatshirts at this price start bobbling after a few washes. Ours is 280gsm, an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend, soft cotton-faced on the inside. Twin needle stitching at the seams, a taped neck so nothing rubs, and WRAP certified production behind it.
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- 80% ringspun cotton/20% polyester, a proper heavyweight blend built to last season after season.
- Generous fit - Previous customers say it fits both men and women well, and roomy enough that it goes over a shirt without a fight.
- Weight, a nice and thick 280gsm that feels premium and keeps the cold out.
- Soft cotton-faced fabric - warm as toast.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Taped neck – more comfortable.
- Twin needle stitching for added strength.
- WRAP Certified Production – no sweatshops.
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Christmas Jumper For The Fond Scottish Slagger
This is aimed squarely at the Scot who greets their nearest and dearest with an insult and means it as a hug. Fans of Still Game will clock the tone instantly, that broad Glasgow patter where affection and abuse are the same sentence. At 280gsm it has the heft of a jumper you keep, not a novelty that goes bobbly after one wear. It suits the gallus uncle, the sharp-tongued gran, and anyone whose Christmas greeting comes with a smirk and a swear. Sit it beside the rest of our funny christmas jumpers and it is the one that gets the loudest laugh at the door.
The Thinking Behind The Broad Scots
Written in dialect on purpose, the line only truly lands for people who use it themselves, which makes it feel like an in-joke rather than a slogan. The humour works because the insult is clearly a term of endearment, delivered with a grin instead of a growl. The 80/20 ringspun cotton and polyester blend keeps the lettering crisp so the patter reads clean from across a busy room. That mix of warmth and cheek is the whole draw, and it is why folk quote it back at each other all night. Wear it once and you are officially the family patter merchant.
Christmas Jumper That Gets It Right
A dialect gag only works if the jumper itself feels like the genuine article, and this is WRAP certified and made properly, with no sweatshops behind the laugh. The unisex cut sits well on everyone, so the same cheek lands on a granny or a grandson. The heavyweight build means the banter comes back out every December rather than being binned in January. The humour leads while the quality keeps it in rotation for years. It is the festive jumper that insults you with love.
Christmas Jumper FAQ
What is this Christmas jumper made from and how is it printed?
This Christmas jumper is a heavyweight 280gsm sweatshirt in an 80/20 ringspun cotton and polyester blend, so it feels warm and holds its shape. The wording is applied with direct-to-garment printing for a crisp, fade-resistant finish that keeps the patter sharp through repeated washing.
How does the sizing fit on this jumper?
Sizing is unisex and runs true for most customers, so your usual size is the safe bet. Check the size chart before ordering if you are between sizes, and go up one if you want a roomier fit over a shirt.
When will it ship and can this design be personalised?
Orders are produced in 1 to 2 days and then ship within a 1 to 3 day window. The wording is fixed and cannot be personalised, which keeps the dialect exactly right and the print clean.
Who is this Ya Wee Fanny jumper best suited to?
It suits the fond Scottish slagger, the patter merchant, and anyone whose festive greeting is a cheeky insult. If your love language is broad Glasgow banter delivered with a grin, this is the jumper that says hello for you at the door.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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