Xmas Calories Jumper
Xmas Calories Jumper
Xmas Calories Jumper
Xmas Calories Jumper
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Description
Description
Christmas Jumper, Xmas Calories Simply Don't Count
You made peace with the buffet years ago, and this states your festive policy with total confidence. Between the pigs in blankets and the third helping of pudding, the maths simply does not apply in December.
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With over 16,000 verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.
Don't confuse these with the thin, cheap, flimsy specials you can buy elsewhere. This is a heavy, high-quality sweatshirt that feels great, will go the distance, and you will feel the superior quality the moment you touch it.
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- 80% ringspun cotton/20% polyester, a proper heavyweight blend built to last season after season.
- Unisex sizing - Previous customers say it is a great fit for both men and women.
- Weight, a nice and thick 280gsm that feels premium and keeps the cold out.
- Soft cotton-faced fabric - warm as toast.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Taped neck – more comfortable.
- Twin needle stitching for added strength.
- WRAP Certified Production – no sweatshops.
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Christmas Jumper For The Festive Feaster
This is for the person who treats Christmas dinner as a marathon and trains all year for it. The line is a cheerful bit of self-permission, the sort of rule everyone secretly agrees with once the tin of chocolates comes out. At 280gsm it has the roomy, forgiving heft you want when a fourth roast potato is on the cards, not a flimsy top that pulls tight after seconds. It suits the buffet champion, the pudding devotee, and anyone who considers a cheese board a personal challenge. Sit it next to the rest of our funny christmas jumper collection and it is the one that gets nodded at across the dinner table.
The Thinking Behind The Guilt-Free Rule
Everyone bins the calorie counting in December, so putting that unspoken pact on a jumper turns a private habit into a shared laugh. It works because it is relatable rather than smug, a wink at a rule we all quietly follow. The 80/20 ringspun cotton and polyester blend keeps the wording crisp and easy to read across a full and noisy table. That cheerful permission is the whole appeal, and it is why people point at it mid-mouthful. Wear it to dinner and you give the whole table licence to go back for more.
Christmas Jumper That Gets It Right
A feast-day jumper needs a comfortable, generous fit above all, and this one is backed by over 16,000 verified reviews for exactly that reassurance. The unisex cut sits well on everyone, so the joke lands on a hungry teenager or a seconds-loving grandparent alike. The heavyweight build keeps it coming back out every December instead of shrinking away after one big dinner. The humour leads while the comfort keeps it in rotation. It is the festive jumper that gives you permission to unbutton nothing and eat everything.
Christmas Jumper FAQ
What is this Christmas jumper made from and how is it printed?
This Christmas jumper is a heavyweight 280gsm sweatshirt in an 80/20 ringspun cotton and polyester blend, so it feels roomy and holds its shape after a big meal. The slogan is applied with direct-to-garment printing for a crisp, fade-resistant finish that stays bold wash after wash.
How does the sizing come up on this jumper?
Sizing is unisex and runs true for most customers, so your normal size is the right choice. Check the size chart before ordering if you are between sizes, and size up if you want extra room for a proper Christmas dinner.
When does it ship and can the design be personalised?
Orders are made in 1 to 2 production days and then ship within a 1 to 3 day window. The calories slogan is fixed and cannot be personalised, which keeps the wording clean and the punchline exactly as intended.
Who is this Xmas calories jumper best for?
It is made for the festive feaster, the buffet champion, and anyone who declares the diet off until January. If your Christmas rule is that seconds and thirds simply do not count, this guilt-free line is the jumper that makes it official.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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