Winedeer Christmas Jumper
Winedeer Christmas Jumper
Winedeer Christmas Jumper
Winedeer Christmas Jumper
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Description
Description
Winedeer, Wine Pun Christmas Jumper
One letter changed and suddenly the reindeer has a very different job description. Antlers, a glass, and absolutely no intention of pulling anything anywhere.
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Plenty of sweatshirts at this price start bobbling after a few washes. Ours is 280gsm, an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend, soft cotton-faced on the inside. Twin needle stitching at the seams, a taped neck so nothing rubs, and WRAP certified production behind it.
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- 80% ringspun cotton/20% polyester, a proper heavyweight blend built to last season after season.
- Generous fit - Previous customers say it fits both men and women well, and roomy enough that it goes over a shirt without a fight.
- Weight, a nice and thick 280gsm that feels premium and keeps the cold out.
- Soft cotton-faced fabric - warm as toast.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Taped neck – more comfortable.
- Twin needle stitching for added strength.
- WRAP Certified Production – no sweatshops.
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Winedeer For Whoever Is In Charge Of The Wine
There is always one. The friend who arrives with two bottles and a strong opinion on both, who takes charge of topping up glasses before the starter has landed, and who considers a large red an essential part of the festive uniform. Winedeer names them without naming them, and it does it in a single word that gets read out loud by everyone who spots it. It works at a dinner party, a girls' night, a works do, and a quiet December evening on the sofa when nobody is watching. The joke is warm rather than pointed, which makes it an easy gift for someone whose humour you cannot quite predict. The 280gsm weight matters at this time of year too, warm enough for a long evening in a draughty dining room without needing a coat draped over the shoulders.
The Thinking Behind The Wine Pun
Puns live or die on economy, and this one is about as economical as it gets. Swap a single letter and the entire meaning shifts, no explanation required, no second line of setup. The reason it works so well on a festive jumper is that reindeer are already expected to be there, so the eye reads the familiar shape first and only then catches the change, which is the small delay that makes people laugh. It fits comfortably within the wider funny christmas jumper collection, aimed squarely at the wine drinkers rather than the beer crowd. High-definition direct-to-garment printing keeps the artwork and lettering sharp, which matters when the entire gag hinges on one letter being read correctly.
Winedeer That Gets It Right
Festive jumpers get worn in warm kitchens and cold gardens on the same evening, so the fabric has to cope with both. The 80/20 ringspun cotton and polyester blend is a proper heavyweight with a soft cotton face, warm without becoming stifling, and it holds its shape through repeated wear across December. Taped neck and twin needle stitching keep the collar and seams honest, and WRAP certified production means it was made without sweatshops. Colours run from jet black and charcoal through navy, fire red and olive green, with unisex sizing that suits men and women equally. Fire red in particular does a lot of festive work without needing a single snowflake printed on it.
Winedeer FAQ
What is the Winedeer jumper made from and how is the design applied?
The Winedeer jumper is made from an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend at a heavyweight 280gsm. The design is applied using high-definition direct-to-garment printing, keeping the artwork and lettering sharp and fade-resistant. Wash inside out to protect the print.
How does the sizing work on this festive jumper?
Sizing on this festive jumper is unisex and runs true to standard sizing for most customers, from XS upward depending on colour. Compare the size chart against a jumper you already own before ordering. Size up if you prefer a looser, more relaxed fit.
How long does it take to arrive and can the wording be changed?
Orders take 1 to 2 production days plus a shipping window of 1 to 3 days. No, the Winedeer wording cannot be personalised or swapped for a name, as the design prints exactly as shown. Order in good time for December dinner parties.
Who is the Winedeer design best suited to?
It suits the person who arrives with two bottles and an opinion on both, and who quietly appoints themselves in charge of topping up everyone's glass. It makes an easy gift for a wine-loving friend, sister or colleague, since the humour is affectionate rather than pointed.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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