Where My Ho's Christmas Jumper
Where My Ho's Christmas Jumper
Where My Ho's Christmas Jumper
Where My Ho's Christmas Jumper
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Description
Description
Where My Ho's At, Loud Entrance Jumper
Some people ask for a quiet Christmas. You walk in and ask where the party moved to. This is the jumper that announces you before you have even taken your coat off.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Love that I'm buying from a family-owned company. I wasn't disappointed. Outstanding quality and Service." (Martin B.)
Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.
Plenty of sweatshirts at this price start bobbling after a few washes. Ours is 280gsm, an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend, soft cotton-faced on the inside. Twin needle stitching at the seams, a taped neck so nothing rubs, and WRAP certified production behind it.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great shirt, great quality and I highly recommend." (Sue W.)
- 80% ringspun cotton/20% polyester, a proper heavyweight blend built to last season after season.
- Generous fit - Previous customers say it fits both men and women well, and roomy enough that it goes over a shirt without a fight.
- Weight, a nice and thick 280gsm that feels premium and keeps the cold out.
- Soft cotton-faced fabric - warm as toast.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Taped neck – more comfortable.
- Twin needle stitching for added strength.
- WRAP Certified Production – no sweatshops.
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Where My Ho's At For The Loudest One In The Room
Every festive gathering has one person who arrives like the doors just blew open, and this is theirs. The play on Santa's signature line turns a family tradition into a punchline the moment you stand up. It is bold, a little bit cheeky, and completely unbothered about it, which is exactly why the right wearer loves it. Read straight it is a festive nod, read sideways it raises an eyebrow, and that double take is the whole gag. The 280gsm weight backs the attitude with real heft, sitting warm and solid through a long night rather than sagging like a throwaway. Line it up next to the rest of our funny christmas jumper collection and this one still shouts first.
The Thinking Behind Where My Ho's At
The line only works with perfect delivery, and a jumper delivers it deadpan every single time. It leans on Santa's own catchphrase and lets the reader do the rest, which is why it earns a snort rather than an eye roll. It suits the person who enjoys watching a room work out whether to laugh or gasp, then laugh anyway. Printed with high-definition DTG, the wording stays bold and crisp across the chest so nobody has to squint to catch the joke from the other side of the buffet. The impact holds up wash after wash, so it lands just as hard at next year's party as it did at this one.
Where My Ho's At That Gets It Right
A statement jumper is only worth wearing if it looks the part while it makes the noise, and this one does both. The 80/20 ringspun cotton and polyester blend gives it a solid, structured feel with none of the itch, so it wears like something you chose rather than something you settled for. Backed by more than 16,400 verified reviews, the quality and the service are proven rather than promised. It keeps its shape through the party, the wash, and the seasons after, ready to make the same entrance all over again whenever the tinsel comes out.
Where My Ho's At FAQ
What is this Christmas jumper made from and how is it printed?
This Christmas jumper is a heavyweight 280gsm sweatshirt in an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend, cotton-faced for warmth. The design is applied with high-definition direct-to-garment printing, which keeps the bold lettering sharp and fade-resistant through repeated festive-season washes.
How does the sizing fit as a unisex jumper?
The sizing is unisex and runs true for most customers, so it fits both men and women well. Check the size chart against a jumper you already own before ordering. If you want a bolder, roomier look for the party, size up one from your usual.
When will it ship and can the design be personalised?
Orders leave within 1 to 2 production days, with delivery usually landing in 1 to 3 days after that. This particular design is not personalised, it ships exactly as shown, so the punchline stays intact and the turnaround stays quick for last-minute party plans.
Who is the Where My Ho's At jumper best for?
It suits the loud, confident one who treats every party like it started when they arrived. Ideal for Christmas nights out, work dos, and Secret Santa, it hands the wearer an instant opening line and a guaranteed reaction the moment they walk through the door.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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