Very Excite Christmas Jumper
Very Excite Christmas Jumper
Very Excite Christmas Jumper
Very Excite Christmas Jumper
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Description
Description
Very Excite, Deliberate Bad Grammar Jumper
Grammar goes out the window the moment the tree lights go on, and honestly nobody minds. Excitement this pure does not have time for a proper verb ending.
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Plenty of sweatshirts at this price start bobbling after a few washes. Ours is 280gsm, an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend, soft cotton-faced on the inside. Twin needle stitching at the seams, a taped neck so nothing rubs, and WRAP certified production behind it.
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- 80% ringspun cotton/20% polyester, a proper heavyweight blend built to last season after season.
- Generous fit - Previous customers say it fits both men and women well, and roomy enough that it goes over a shirt without a fight.
- Weight, a nice and thick 280gsm that feels premium and keeps the cold out.
- Soft cotton-faced fabric - warm as toast.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Taped neck – more comfortable.
- Twin needle stitching for added strength.
- WRAP Certified Production – no sweatshops.
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Very Excite For Someone Who Cannot Contain Themselves
Nobody reads it in a normal voice. Everyone who sees the line will attempt the accent, get it slightly wrong, and enjoy themselves enormously in the process. That is the whole appeal. It is aimed at the person who has been quietly counting down since the first week of November, who puts the tree up early and refuses to apologise, and who genuinely gets more worked up about Christmas Eve than the children do. There is no cynicism in it at all, which makes a pleasant change from a rail full of jumpers rolling their eyes at the season. Worn on a family morning it sets the mood before anyone has opened a single present. The 280gsm weight is warm enough to be pulled on straight over pyjamas at six in the morning, which is realistically when it will get its first outing.
The Thinking Behind The Deliberate Bad Grammar
Dropping the ending is the entire joke, and it is a surprisingly delicate thing to get right. Written correctly it would be a bland statement of fact. Written as very excite, it sounds like someone too giddy to finish the word properly, which is exactly the feeling being sold. Internet phrasing has a way of becoming genuine speech, and this one crossed over years ago into something people actually say out loud to each other in December. It belongs firmly with the rest of the funny christmas jumper collection, sitting on the warm and daft end rather than the sarcastic one. The wording is printed using high-definition direct-to-garment printing, keeping the letters crisp, because a joke built on exact spelling deserves to be legible.
Very Excite That Gets It Right
Anything destined to be worn from breakfast through to the evening film needs to be comfortable first. The 80/20 ringspun cotton and polyester blend is properly heavyweight with a soft cotton face, warm without becoming stifling in a house with the heating cranked up. Taped neck and twin needle stitching keep it looking tidy after repeated wear, and WRAP certified production means no sweatshops involved in making it. Sizes run unisex from XS through to 5XL in jet black, with charcoal, navy and olive green alongside. It also happens to be the sort of jumper people keep wearing into January, long after the decorations have come down and the excitement has worn off.
Very Excite FAQ
What is the Very Excite jumper made from and how is it printed?
The Very Excite jumper is made from an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend at a heavyweight 280gsm. The wording is applied using high-definition direct-to-garment printing, which keeps the lettering sharp and fade-resistant. Wash it inside out to protect the print.
How does the sizing run on this festive jumper?
Sizing on this festive jumper is unisex and true to standard sizing for most customers, running from XS up to 5XL in jet black. Compare the size chart with a jumper already in your wardrobe. Order a size up for a looser fit over pyjamas or a shirt.
When will it arrive and can the phrase be personalised?
Orders take 1 to 2 production days plus a shipping window of 1 to 3 days. No, the phrase cannot be personalised on this design, as it prints exactly as shown. Order ahead of mid-December if it is needed for Christmas morning itself.
Who does the Very Excite design suit best?
It suits the person who starts the countdown in November and puts the tree up far too early without a shred of guilt. It works brilliantly as a gift for a partner or parent who genuinely loves Christmas, since the humour is warm rather than sarcastic.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
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Shipping times
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Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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