My Weight T Shirt
My Weight T Shirt
My Weight T Shirt
My Weight T Shirt
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Description
Description
My Weight T Shirt, Unless I'm Sitting On You
Some people cannot help commenting on what the scales say, as if it were a group project. Fair warning: the only time your weight becomes their business is the moment they end up underneath it.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)
With over 16,000 verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.
These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
My Weight T Shirt For Settling The Debate Fast
Built for the person who is tired of unsolicited opinions arriving with the pudding. The line does the arguing so you can carry on eating in peace, and it lands hardest on anyone who thinks a number on the scales is a conversation starter. Wear it to the family buffet, the works do, or any table where someone always has a comment. It reads as a joke and a boundary at the same time, which is exactly the sweet spot. Printed with a hard-wearing direct-to-garment method so the punchline stays sharp wash after wash, long after the nosy relative has gone quiet.
The Thinking Behind The Sitting On You Line
The gag works because it turns a rude question back on the person asking it, with a threat that is technically very reasonable. Nobody argues with the logic once the mental image lands. It suits the deadpan sort who would rather say one flat sentence than start a row, the sort who lets the shirt do the talking across a crowded room. Made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton, it has the heft to match the attitude, none of that see-through market-stall nonsense. If cheeky, blunt humour is your language, browse the rest of our funny slogan t shirts for more of the same energy. This one just happens to be the bluntest of the lot.
My Weight T Shirt That Gets It Right
Plenty of body-comment shirts go bitter or preachy. This one stays funny, which is why it actually gets worn instead of hidden in a drawer. The comeback is confident without being nasty, the kind of thing you can wear to a party and still get a laugh from the very person it is aimed at. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews on our shirts, the quality holds up to being a repeat favourite rather than a one-night gimmick. It is the shirt you reach for when you want to shut down a topic and enjoy your day, in that order.
My Weight T Shirt FAQ
What material is the My Weight T Shirt made from and how is it printed?
The My Weight T Shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using a high-definition direct-to-garment method. The DTG process keeps the bold slogan crisp and fade-resistant, and the heavier fabric means it holds its shape through repeated washing far better than thin budget tees.
How does the sizing run on this t-shirt?
Sizing on this t-shirt runs true to standard for most customers, with a long length and generous cut. Check the size chart before ordering, and if you are between sizes or prefer a roomier fit for lounging, size up. The fit flatters any physique without clinging.
How quickly does it ship and can the design be personalised?
Orders leave production within 1 to 2 days and typically arrive within a 1 to 3 day shipping window once dispatched. The My Weight T Shirt design is a fixed slogan and cannot be personalised, so the wording stays exactly as shown, ready to shut down nosy comments straight out of the parcel.
Who is this weight slogan shirt best suited to?
This shirt suits anyone fed up with unsolicited remarks about their size who prefers a laugh to an argument. It works brilliantly at family gatherings and social events where someone always feels entitled to comment, giving the wearer a witty, confident reply without saying a single word out loud.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Most orders are produced within 2–3 business days, then shipped.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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