Talking Dumbass T Shirt
Talking Dumbass T Shirt
Talking Dumbass T Shirt
Talking Dumbass T Shirt
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Description
Description
Dumbass T Shirt, Talking English And You're Listening In Dumbass
You have finally worked out why the conversation keeps going nowhere. The problem was never the message, it was the receiver.
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These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Dumbass T Shirt For The Fed-Up Realist
This is the shirt for the person who has spent one too many conversations explaining something simple to someone determined not to get it. It shifts the blame with a straight face, pinning the breakdown squarely on the listener rather than the message. He is the plain-speaking sort who has run out of tactful ways to say what he means. It is blunt, it is smug in the best way, and it says exactly what he is thinking. It sits comfortably with the rest of our grumpy t shirts for people who have lost patience with wilful nonsense. Printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton so it lasts longer than the average pointless argument.
The Thinking Behind The Listening In Dumbass Line
The joke works by flipping a familiar frustration on its head. Instead of admitting he explained it badly, the wearer decides the fault lies entirely with the other person's reception, which is a wonderfully petty bit of logic. It gives voice to the exasperation of anyone who has repeated themselves three times and still got a blank stare. That refusal to take the blame is what makes people snort. With more than 16,000 verified reviews behind us, it is a hit with the bluntly honest crowd who say the quiet part loudly.
Dumbass T Shirt That Gets It Right
An insult this direct needs to read clearly and confidently, so the wording is laid out bold and unmissable across the chest. It states its case without hedging, which is exactly how the wearer talks in real life. Printed using direct-to-garment technology, the lettering stays sharp and dark through countless washes, so the jab keeps landing. It suits the no-nonsense realist who would rather be blunt than misunderstood, and finds most excuses tiresome.
Dumbass T Shirt FAQ
What material is the dumbass t shirt made from and how is it printed?
The dumbass t shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and finished with a high-definition direct-to-garment print. The heavier cloth gives it a proper feel, and the DTG method keeps the bold slogan crisp and dark through repeated washing.
How does the sizing fit compared to standard t shirts?
Sizing runs true to standard for most customers, with a long length and generous cut. Measure a t shirt you already own and like, then compare it against our size guide before ordering.
When will it ship and can the slogan be personalised?
Orders are produced in 1 to 2 days and then ship within a 1 to 3 day window. This design cannot be personalised, as the listening in dumbass wording is fixed exactly as shown.
Who is this dumbass t shirt best suited to?
It suits the blunt, plain-speaking realist who has run out of patience for people who refuse to listen. It makes a great gift for a sarcastic mate, a straight-talking colleague, or anyone who enjoys shifting the blame with a perfectly straight face.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
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Shipping times
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Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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