Simon Xmas Present T Shirt
Simon Xmas Present T Shirt
Simon Xmas Present T Shirt
Simon Xmas Present T Shirt
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Description
Description
Simon Xmas Present T Shirt, Solved In Seconds
Everyone knows a Simon, and everyone has watched him nearly pull it off. He solved the tricky one across in seconds, or very nearly.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)
Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.
Plenty of t shirts at this price go baggy at the neck within a month. Ours is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous. Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin needle sleeves and hem, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Solved In Seconds
The Simon who fills in the tricky one across without breaking stride and then waits, patiently, for everyone else to catch up. The waiting is the hard part for him. Simon is the perpetual near-miss, always almost there, never quite the hero of the story, but forever trying, and the trying is entirely genuine. He is not a failure. He is the man who nearly pulled it off. This is the Simon printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and built to last, no near miss there.
Unbearably Bossy In The Game
The clue casts a Simon who is unbearably bossy in the playground game, a knowing nod to a name with a certain reputation for calling the shots. Under it sits the real Simon, the one who nearly gets there every time and keeps on trying regardless. Anyone who has watched their Simon almost land the thing knows the shape of it. That eye for a real type is why Lion Legion has over 16,400 verified five-star reviews.
Why This Simon T Shirt Works
For the Simon who nearly pulls it off every time and never stops trying, this is the shirt that celebrates the effort rather than mocking the miss. It makes a great birthday or Christmas gift, and works especially well as a group present where Simon is the one who nearly did the thing. The direct-to-garment print keeps the clue sharp and fade-resistant. Browse the rest of our funny Simon t-shirts, then choose his colour above.
Simon T Shirt FAQ
What is this Simon t shirt made from and how is it printed?
It is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous so it keeps its shape instead of sagging at the neck after a month. The Simon crossword design is printed direct-to-garment for crisp, fade-resistant lettering that survives repeated washing. A weighty, lasting shirt that gets it right first time.
What size should I order in this Simon t shirt?
Order your usual size, it fits true to size for most people. The body runs long and the chest is generous, which suits most builds. If Simon prefers a roomier fit or is between sizes, size up for comfort. Check the size chart before ordering so you land it first time, no near miss required.
How quickly will this Simon t shirt arrive?
Production takes 1 to 2 working days, then a 1 to 3 day shipping window, with express available at checkout. Every shirt is made to order so it reaches you fresh. The design is not personalised, it ships exactly as shown with the crossword clue printed as the finished artwork.
Who is this Simon crossword t shirt best for?
It is made for the Simon who nearly pulls it off and always tries again, worn with cheerful, undented optimism. Perfect for the mate or brother whose honourable near-misses are a shared, affectionate joke. Buy it for the Simon who gave it a tremendous go and is already lining up the next attempt.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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