Short Term Memory T Shirt
Short Term Memory T Shirt
Short Term Memory T Shirt
Short Term Memory T Shirt
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Description
Description
Short Term Memory T Shirt, Imagine The Damage Alcohol Can Do
Some people can tell you every detail of a night out except the parts that actually happened. For the one who treats a patchy memory as a feature of a good evening, not a fault.
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With over 16,000 verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.
These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Short Term Memory T Shirt For The Cheerful Reveller
This one is aimed at the seasoned drinker with a wink in their eye, the type who leans on a foggy memory as a handy get-out clause. It carries a distinctly Forces flavour, the sort of self-deprecating humour that thrives in the mess and the pub afterwards. It wears its punchline with a grin rather than an apology. As a veteran-owned brand we know this particular brand of gallows humour well, which is why it slots neatly into our veteran t shirts range for the crowd who laugh loudest at their own expense. On a proper 180gsm cotton, it holds up better than the memory it jokes about.
The Thinking Behind Short Term Memory
The joke plays on the classic trade-off between a good night and a clear recollection of it. The wearer is fully in on the gag, happy to admit that the gaps are part of the fun. It resonates most with old comrades who have swapped a few too many stories over a few too many drinks and blamed the memory ever since. That is why it makes such a solid gift for a mate with a legendary reputation at the bar. With more than 16,000 verified reviews behind us, it is the sort of shirt that gets worn to the reunion or the local specifically to earn a knowing laugh from everyone who was there, or thinks they were.
Short Term Memory T Shirt That Gets It Right
A shirt for the pub needs to survive the pub. Cheap tees that fade and sag do not suit a design meant to be worn again and again. This one uses a high-definition direct-to-garment print so the wording stays sharp through every wash rather than cracking after a couple of nights out. The long, generous fit sits comfortably on any build and holds up whether it is worn to a reunion, a quiet pint, or a big night that nobody will fully remember. It keeps its shape and its punchline intact for the long run.
Short Term Memory T Shirt FAQ
What is the Short Term Memory T Shirt made from and how is it printed?
The Short Term Memory T Shirt is made from strong 180gsm heavyweight cotton and finished with a high-definition direct-to-garment print. The heavier fabric holds its shape through repeated washing, and the DTG method keeps the wording crisp rather than faded or cracked.
How does the Short Term Memory T Shirt fit compared to standard sizing?
The Short Term Memory T Shirt has a long length and a generous fit, so it runs true to size for most people. Check the size chart before ordering, and if you prefer a roomier feel the generous cut means your usual size will normally be spot on.
How quickly does the Short Term Memory T Shirt ship and can it be personalised?
The Short Term Memory T Shirt takes 1 to 2 production days and then ships within a 1 to 3 day window. As a veteran-owned brand we print this design exactly as shown, and it cannot be personalised, since the humour relies on the wording staying as it is.
Who is the Short Term Memory T Shirt best suited to?
The Short Term Memory T Shirt suits the veteran or seasoned drinker who treats a hazy night as a badge of honour and a handy excuse. It makes a cracking gift for a mate whose stories at the bar rarely add up but always entertain.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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