Selective Hearing T Shirt
Selective Hearing T Shirt
Selective Hearing T Shirt
Selective Hearing T Shirt
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Description
Description
Selective Hearing T Shirt, You Were Not Selected
People talk at you all day, and somewhere along the line you stopped letting all of it in. The application process is rigorous, the rejection is polite, and no, you did not catch a word of that.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)
With over 16,000 verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.
These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Selective Hearing T Shirt For Professional Ignorers
Made for the person who hears the kettle click from three rooms away but somehow misses every request to do something, this design states the policy upfront. The chest does the talking so the ears can stay off duty. Printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, it carries the announcement with the same stubbornness as its wearer, alongside the rest of our grumpy t shirts.
The Thinking Behind You Were Not Selected
The joke lands because it reframes ignoring people as a formal admissions process, complete with a rejection letter. Anyone who has ever nodded along while taking in absolutely nothing will recognise themselves immediately. With over 16,000 verified reviews behind it, the shirt is far more responsive than the person inside it.
Selective Hearing T Shirt That Gets It Right
The line only works if the rejected party can read it clearly, so the text is printed using high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) printing that stays sharp and fade resistant. People will read it, laugh, and then realise it applies to them. That moment is the entire point.
Selective Hearing T Shirt FAQ
What is the Selective Hearing t shirt made from and how is it printed?
The Selective Hearing t shirt is made from heavyweight 180gsm cotton and printed with high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. The slogan stays crisp and fade resistant through repeated washing, and the tear-out label means no scratchy neck.
How does the Selective Hearing t shirt fit compared to standard sizing?
The Selective Hearing t shirt runs true to size for most customers, with a long length and generous fit across the range. Check the size chart against a tee you already own, as sizes run from S up to 5XL.
When will my Selective Hearing t shirt ship and can it be personalised?
Your Selective Hearing t shirt is printed to order in 1 to 2 production days, then shipping takes 1 to 3 days. The design is printed exactly as shown and cannot be personalised.
Who is the You Were Not Selected slogan right for?
The You Were Not Selected slogan is right for anyone famous for tuning people out, from husbands who mishear chores to colleagues immune to meetings. It gets the biggest laughs from the very people who have been ignored by the wearer for years.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Most orders are produced within 2–3 business days, then shipped.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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