Santasaurus Christmas Jumper
Santasaurus Christmas Jumper
Santasaurus Christmas Jumper
Santasaurus Christmas Jumper
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Description
Description
Santasaurus, Dinosaur Christmas Jumper
Somewhere between a jolly old man in a red suit and an apex predator sits the exact creature your family already thinks you are at Christmas. Big teeth, bigger appetite, absolutely no intention of sharing the pigs in blankets.
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Plenty of sweatshirts at this price start bobbling after a few washes. Ours is 280gsm, an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend, soft cotton-faced on the inside. Twin needle stitching at the seams, a taped neck so nothing rubs, and WRAP certified production behind it.
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- 80% ringspun cotton/20% polyester, a proper heavyweight blend built to last season after season.
- Generous fit - Previous customers say it fits both men and women well, and roomy enough that it goes over a shirt without a fight.
- Weight, a nice and thick 280gsm that feels premium and keeps the cold out.
- Soft cotton-faced fabric - warm as toast.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Taped neck – more comfortable.
- Twin needle stitching for added strength.
- WRAP Certified Production – no sweatshops.
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Santasaurus Built For The Loudest Person At The Table
Every family has one person who arrives on Christmas morning with more energy than the children and considerably less self-control around the cheeseboard. Santasaurus is for them. The dinosaur in a Santa hat does the introductions before anyone has poured a drink, and by the time the crackers come out nobody needs the joke explained twice. It is loud without being rude, silly without tipping into embarrassing, and it holds up in photographs that will be dragged out every December for the next decade. Wear it to the office party, keep it on for the family visit, and expect at least one small child to point at it in complete delight. The 280gsm weight means it holds its shape through all of that rather than sagging by Boxing Day, which matters when a jumper is going to be worn hard for a solid fortnight and then packed away until next year.
The Thinking Behind The Santa Dinosaur
Two ideas that should not go together at all, jammed into one image, and somehow it lands perfectly. Prehistoric predator meets festive icon. The joke works because it needs no setup, no punchline and no explanation, which is exactly what you want when you are three drinks in and trying to be funny at a party. It sits comfortably alongside the rest of our funny christmas jumpers, though the dinosaur has a habit of stealing the room. The print is high-definition direct-to-garment, so the teeth stay sharp and the hat stays properly red instead of fading into a sad pink after a couple of washes. Designs like this only work if the artwork is crisp, because a blurry dinosaur is just a smudge in a hat.
Santasaurus That Gets It Right
Plenty of festive jumpers are novelty first and garment second, which is how people end up with something scratchy that goes in the bin on the 27th. Santasaurus is built the other way round. The 80/20 ringspun cotton and polyester blend is a proper heavyweight, cotton-faced so it feels soft against the skin, warm enough for a cold church car park and comfortable enough to keep on for the whole day. Taped neck, twin needle stitching, and WRAP certified production, which means no sweatshops. It also arrives in a proper range of colours and sizes, so whoever ends up wearing it is not forced into something that fits badly. A jumper worn once a year still deserves to be a good one, and this one earns its space in the wardrobe.
Santasaurus FAQ
What is the Santasaurus Christmas jumper made from and how is it printed?
The Santasaurus Christmas jumper is made from an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend at a heavyweight 280gsm. The design is applied using high-definition direct-to-garment printing, which keeps the dinosaur artwork sharp and fade-resistant. Wash it inside out to keep the print looking crisp.
How does the sizing work on this festive jumper?
Sizing on this festive jumper is unisex and runs true to standard sizing for most customers. Sizes run from XS through to 5XL depending on colour. Check the size chart against a jumper you already own before ordering, and size up if you want extra room for layering underneath.
When will my order ship and can the design be personalised?
Orders take 1 to 2 production days, then a shipping window of 1 to 3 days. No, this particular Santasaurus design cannot be personalised, as the artwork is printed exactly as shown. Order early in December to be safe, as festive demand is heavy.
Who is the Santasaurus design actually for?
Santasaurus suits the person in the family who treats Christmas as a full contact sport and wants everyone to know it. It works brilliantly for dinosaur-obsessed dads, big kids of any age, and anyone hosting a party where being the loudest jumper in the room is the entire point.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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