Roses Are Red T Shirt
Roses Are Red T Shirt
Roses Are Red T Shirt
Roses Are Red T Shirt
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Description
Description
Roses Are Red T Shirt, I Suck At Poetry
Some people can spin a beautiful verse and some people give up halfway through and just say what they are thinking. The wearer of this one falls firmly in the second camp, trading romance for a cheeky punchline that lands before the second line is even finished.
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These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
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- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Roses Are Red T Shirt For The Hopeless Romantic Who Gave Up
The gag hinges on the honest confession in the middle, admitting the poetry is going nowhere before swerving into a cheeky punchline instead. It suits the wearer who would rather get a laugh than fumble something sincere, the one who says the quiet part out loud and owns it completely. As a veteran-owned brand we appreciate that blunt, unbothered humour, the sort that skips the flowery bit and cuts to the chase. Printed with a hard-wearing DTG finish, the wording stays crisp through every wash, so the cheek reads just as sharp on its fiftieth outing as its first. Take a look at our wider Valentine t-shirts for more of the same nerve.
The Thinking Behind Failing At Poetry On Purpose
Everyone knows how the little rhyme is meant to end, which is exactly why abandoning it partway through gets the laugh. The familiar opening builds the expectation of something sweet, then the wearer cheerfully throws in the towel and swaps sentiment for a bit of daft brass. The humour is playful rather than mean, poking fun at the wearer's own hopeless romantic streak instead of anyone else. Built on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, it has the substance to carry that cheek rather than feeling like a flimsy joke tee. It gets bought by couples who prefer banter to bouquets, by mates with a shared cheeky streak, and by anyone who reckons a real laugh beats a bad poem every time.
Roses Are Red T Shirt That Gets It Right
A one-liner this cheeky only works if the shirt gets worn out loud and often, which comes down to how well it holds up. Backed by over 16,000 verified reviews, the make here is built for the wearer who will happily live in it and let the punchline do the talking. The fit is long and generous so it sits well on any build, which matters when the whole point is to be seen and read across a room. It reads as a proper bit of kit for someone who owns their cheek rather than a throwaway novelty, which is why it keeps landing with the banter crowd.
Roses Are Red T Shirt FAQ
What is this roses are red t shirt made from and how is it printed?
The roses are red t shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and finished with a direct-to-garment print. The heavier cotton gives it real presence, and the DTG process keeps the wording sharp and fade-resistant through repeated washing, so the punchline stays legible long after cheaper printed tees have gone soft and faded.
How does the sizing run on this t shirt?
Sizing runs true to standard for most customers, so your usual size is the safe pick. The cut is long with a generous fit, giving comfortable room without sizing up. Check the measurements on the size chart against a shirt you already own before ordering.
How quickly does it ship and can the design be personalised?
Orders move to print within one to two production days and typically ship inside a one to three day window after that. The roses are red design is not personalised, it goes out exactly as shown, which keeps the cheeky punchline clean and lands better than an added name would.
Who is this roses are red t shirt actually for?
It suits the wearer who would rather crack a joke than attempt something soppy and owns that fully. As a veteran-owned brand we see it bought most by couples who trade banter over flowers and by mates with a shared cheeky streak, making it a reliable pick when the laugh matters more than the romance.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
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Shipping times
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Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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