Retired Not Problem T Shirt

Retired Not Problem T Shirt

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Retired Not Problem T Shirt

Retired Not Problem T Shirt

Regular price £22.49
Regular price Sale price £22.49
Sale Sold out
Shipping from $4.75 (USA)/£3.89 (UK). For the one walking out the door...
Colour : Black
Size : Small Size Chart
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Description

Officially Retired, Not My Problem Anymore

The alarm clock has been retired alongside them, and so has the very notion of caring about Monday. From now on every problem belongs firmly to someone still on the payroll.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)

With over 16,000 verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.

These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)

  • Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
  • Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
  • Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
  • High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
  • Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
  • Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
  • Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
  • Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.

Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).

Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.

Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.

Retired Not My Problem For The Newly Free

A gleeful resignation letter you can wear, for the one who has officially handed the stress back. Printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, because a shirt this smug deserves to last well into the leisurely years.

The Thinking Behind The Not My Problem Attitude

The penny takes a second to drop, then everyone grins, because the joke captures retirement perfectly. It speaks straight to the leaver who is thrilled to be done, and the high-definition DTG print keeps it crisp through years of well-earned lie-ins.

Retired Not My Problem That Gets It Right

Hand it over at the leaving do and let the punchline land in front of the whole office. It sits proudly among our retirement t shirts for the freshly liberated, and it carries 16,000+ verified reviews from buyers who came back for more.

Retired Not My Problem FAQ

What is the Retired Not My Problem t-shirt made from and how is it printed?

The Retired Not My Problem t-shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and finished with a high-definition direct-to-garment print. The heavier fabric holds its shape through repeated washing and the DTG method keeps the slogan sharp and fade-resistant for years.

How does the Retired Not My Problem t-shirt fit and what size should I order?

The Retired Not My Problem t-shirt has a long length and a generous fit that suits most physiques. Sizing runs true for the majority of customers, so check the size chart before ordering and pick your usual size with confidence.

How quickly does the Retired Not My Problem t-shirt ship and can it be personalised?

The Retired Not My Problem t-shirt is produced in 1 to 2 days and then shipped within a 1 to 3 day window. This design is not set up for personalisation, as the punchline reads best printed exactly as shown.

Who is the Retired Not My Problem t-shirt for?

The Retired Not My Problem t-shirt is for the newly retired who could not be happier to hand the stress back. It makes a perfect leaving-do or retirement gift for anyone walking out the door grinning, ready to make every work problem somebody else's.

Delivery & Returns

Delivery

All items are made to order. Most orders are produced within 2–3 business days, then shipped.

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Shipping times

Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.

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Tracking

We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.

Returns

We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.

To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.

Contact

If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.

Christmas delivery

We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.

Size Chart

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