Hungover Christmas Jumper
Hungover Christmas Jumper
Hungover Christmas Jumper
Hungover Christmas Jumper
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Description
Description
Hungover Christmas Jumper, Rest Ye Gentlemen
For the one who went to the pub on Christmas Eve for a quick one and came home with a story they cannot fully remember. Christmas morning is a recovery operation, and the jumper says so politely.
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Plenty of sweatshirts at this price start bobbling after a few washes. Ours is 280gsm, an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend, soft cotton-faced on the inside. Twin needle stitching at the seams, a taped neck so nothing rubs, and WRAP certified production behind it.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great shirt, great quality and I highly recommend." (Sue W.)
- 80% ringspun cotton/20% polyester, a proper heavyweight blend built to last season after season.
- Generous fit - Previous customers say it fits both men and women well, and roomy enough that it goes over a shirt without a fight.
- Weight, a nice and thick 280gsm that feels premium and keeps the cold out.
- Soft cotton-faced fabric - warm as toast.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Taped neck – more comfortable.
- Twin needle stitching for added strength.
- WRAP Certified Production – no sweatshops.
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Hungover Christmas Jumper For Christmas Morning
It is half past seven, the kids are up, and somebody needs paracetamol and a very dark room. The slogan asks everyone to rest, which is the only plan on the table. Two foaming pints flank the word hungover in bold gold letters, and a Santa hat sits on top like it turned up uninvited too. At 280gsm it feels like a duvet with sleeves, which is exactly what is needed while waiting for the bacon. Line it up alongside our other funny Christmas jumpers for the rest of last night's crew.
The Thinking Behind Rest Ye Hungover Gentlemen
The line borrows its rhythm from the old carol God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen and swaps merry for something more honest. Anyone who has sung it in a church pew will hear the tune immediately, which makes the twist land harder. Gentlemen gives it a slightly pompous air, as though the hangover deserves formal recognition. Direct-to-garment printing keeps the lettering crisp, so the message is clear even through squinting eyes.
Hungover Christmas Jumper That Gets It Right
Self-aware beats self-pity. The wearer owns the night before, raises a weak smile, and gets sympathy and laughter in equal measure. It suits the Christmas Eve pub regular, the work mate who peaked at the office party, and the brother-in-law who insists on one more round every year. The 80/20 blend is soft and heavy enough to nap in on the sofa, which is likely to happen before the King's speech.
Hungover Christmas Jumper FAQ
What is the Hungover Christmas Jumper made from?
The Hungover Christmas Jumper is a 280gsm sweatshirt in an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend. It is printed direct-to-garment for clear, lasting colour, and the cotton-faced inside is soft enough to wear all day on the sofa during a slow recovery.
How does the Hungover Christmas Jumper fit compared with standard sizes?
The Hungover Christmas Jumper follows standard sizing with a generous, roomy cut, leaving space for a t shirt or shirt underneath. To be sure, measure the chest of a sweatshirt you already wear and compare it with the size chart before ordering.
When will the Hungover Christmas Jumper arrive, and can it be personalised?
The Hungover Christmas Jumper is printed to order in 1 to 2 production days and then shipped with a 1 to 3 day delivery window. Personalisation is not offered, so the slogan stays as designed. Ordering early in December means it arrives well before Christmas Eve.
Who is the Hungover Christmas Jumper best suited to?
The Hungover Christmas Jumper is best for anyone whose Christmas Eve tradition involves the local and a late finish. It suits pub regulars, office party survivors and the relative who always swears this year will be different, then wears it to breakfast anyway.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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