Reindeer Tree Funny Christmas Jumper
Reindeer Tree Funny Christmas Jumper
Reindeer Tree Funny Christmas Jumper
Reindeer Tree Funny Christmas Jumper
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Description
Description
Reindeer Drinks List, Festive Jumper Twist
The list starts out exactly as everyone expects, then quietly derails into the drinks cabinet. Watch people read it, pause halfway, and start again from the top.
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Plenty of sweatshirts at this price start bobbling after a few washes. Ours is 280gsm, an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend, soft cotton-faced on the inside. Twin needle stitching at the seams, a taped neck so nothing rubs, and WRAP certified production behind it.
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- 80% ringspun cotton/20% polyester, a proper heavyweight blend built to last season after season.
- Generous fit - Previous customers say it fits both men and women well, and roomy enough that it goes over a shirt without a fight.
- Weight, a nice and thick 280gsm that feels premium and keeps the cold out.
- Soft cotton-faced fabric - warm as toast.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Taped neck – more comfortable.
- Twin needle stitching for added strength.
- WRAP Certified Production – no sweatshops.
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Reindeer Drinks List Shaped Like A Tree
The layout does half the work here. Names stacked into a tree shape look completely traditional from across a room, so nobody clocks the swap until they are close enough to read it properly. That delayed reaction is the entire pleasure of it, and it happens again with every new person who wanders over. The wearer is the one who takes drinks seriously and Christmas exactly as seriously as it deserves, which is not very. It rewards anyone who bothers to look closely, and quietly filters out anyone who does not. Weight matters for a design with this much detail, and 280gsm gives a flat, stable surface so the stacked lettering stays crisp rather than distorting across a stretched, thin front panel. More in this vein sits in our funny christmas jumper collection.
The Thinking Behind Swapping The Sleigh Team For Spirits
Everyone can recite the proper list without thinking, which is precisely why breaking it works so well. The first four names lull you into autopilot, and then the drinks arrive and the whole thing tips over. It is a gentle joke rather than a rude one, so it travels well from the office lunch to the family table without anyone getting uncomfortable. That makes it a safe gift when you are buying for someone whose humour you only half know. The garment underneath is an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend, which stops the print cracking along fold lines and keeps the tree shape neat after repeated washing, so the gag survives being worn every December rather than dying after one party.
Reindeer Drinks List That Gets It Right
A good festive design gives people something to do. Standing there being looked at is dull, but handing everyone a small puzzle to solve turns the wearer into the centre of a conversation without any effort at all. That is what a list like this does, because reading it properly takes a few seconds and finishing it earns a grin. High-definition direct-to-garment printing keeps every name legible, which is non negotiable when the joke is buried in the fourth line and needs to be read cleanly. The fit sits comfortably over a shirt for work or on its own at home, warm enough for a cold kitchen at midnight. Pull it on, hold a glass of something, and let people work it out for themselves.
Reindeer Drinks List FAQ
What is this Christmas jumper made from and how is the design printed?
Every Christmas jumper is made from an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend at a thick 280gsm, with the design applied by high-definition direct-to-garment printing. Wash it inside out at thirty degrees to keep the stacked lettering sharp.
How does the sizing work on this jumper?
The jumper uses unisex sizing that runs true for most customers, so your usual size normally fits well. Check the size chart against a jumper you already own, and size up if you want the tree design to sit a little looser.
When will my order ship and can this design be personalised?
Orders take 1 to 2 production days and ship within a 1 to 3 day window after that. Personalisation is not available on this design, because the drink names are part of the fixed artwork and swapping them would break the tree layout.
Who enjoys the reindeer and spirits list most?
The reindeer and spirits list suits anyone who treats the drinks trolley as a Christmas tradition in its own right. It goes down particularly well at office parties, family gatherings and any evening where someone is already mixing something ambitious.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
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Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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