Reet Good Doing Nowt T Shirt
Reet Good Doing Nowt T Shirt
Reet Good Doing Nowt T Shirt
Reet Good Doing Nowt T Shirt
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Description
Description
Doing Nowt T Shirt, Reet Good
Some folk have hobbies, he has the settee, a brew and a firm policy of not getting up. Reet good at doing nowt is not an excuse, it is a qualification.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)
Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.
Plenty of t shirts at this price go baggy at the neck within a month. Ours is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous. Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin needle sleeves and hem, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Doing Nowt T Shirt For The Professionally Idle
Reet good at doing nowt. That level of idleness takes years of practice, and he has put the hours in without lifting a finger. He can make one brew last the whole afternoon. He says "I'll do it after", and after has never turned up. If he has just clocked off for the last time, our retirement t shirts are full of ways to mark a working life swapped for a comfy chair. Printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, it holds its shape better than he holds a to-do list.
The Thinking Behind Reet Good At Doing Nowt
Reet means right, and right means very. Nowt means nothing. Put the two together and it reads like a job reference written by the man himself. Most people boast about how much they get done. He boasts about how little, in a broad Northern accent so nobody argues. The lettering looks like he could not be bothered tidying it up. Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews sit behind the shirt, and he is in no rush to read them.
Doing Nowt T Shirt That Gets It Right
Doing nowt properly takes commitment. He will not be rushed, and he will not fall for "it's only a quick job, love". Direct-to-garment printing presses the ink into the cotton rather than slapping a stiff patch on top, so the slogan stays sharp instead of cracking and peeling. Wear it to the barbecue where everyone else gets handed a job. When somebody asks him to fetch the chairs from the shed, he only has to point at his chest.
Doing Nowt T Shirt FAQ
What is the Doing Nowt T Shirt made from?
The Reet Good Doing Nowt T Shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long with a generous fit. The design is printed direct-to-garment (DTG), pressing the ink into the fabric so the lettering stays sharp and fade-resistant. Taped neck and shoulders and twin needle seams add extra strength.
How does the Doing Nowt T Shirt fit compared with standard sizing?
The Doing Nowt T Shirt runs true to standard UK sizing, with a longer body and generous cut, in sizes S to 5XL. For the best fit, lay a t shirt you already own flat, measure across the chest, and compare that figure with the size chart before ordering.
How long does the Doing Nowt T Shirt take to arrive, and can it be personalised?
The Doing Nowt T Shirt is printed to order in 1 to 2 production days, then shipped within a 1 to 3 day delivery window. It is printed in the UK, USA, Canada and Australia. Personalisation is not available, the slogan is printed exactly as shown.
Who is the Reet Good Doing Nowt T Shirt for?
The Reet Good Doing Nowt T Shirt suits any Northerner who has turned idleness into an art form. Newly retired lads, settee-bound grandads and sons who vanish the moment the dishes need doing will all see themselves in it. It works best at family gatherings, where it saves him explaining why he is not helping.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
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Shipping times
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Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
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Contact
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Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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