Prick With A Fork Apron
Prick With A Fork Apron
Prick With A Fork Apron
Prick With A Fork Apron
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Description
Description
Prick With A Fork Apron, Premier Cotton
He hears the instruction and takes it far more literally than anyone actually ever intended it. The sausages get pricked, the joke gets told, every single time.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Came in a very secure package and it looks fantastic!" (John P)
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Plenty of novelty aprons are thin polyester that repels nothing and wipes up less. Ours is 250gsm pre-shrunk cotton twill, absorbent enough to be genuinely useful, with shoulder to shoulder taping so it sits properly instead of sliding about.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I have bought products from these guys several times now and have always been impressed with service and product quality." (Colin H.)
- 100% cotton twill at 250gsm. Thick, absorbent, and it holds its shape.
- Pre-shrunk, so it comes out of the wash the same size it went in.
- Shoulder to shoulder taping - sits where you put it instead of sliding round to one side.
- Twin needle stitching at the hems. Double-stitched and built to last.
- Generous cut at 60cm wide and 87cm long - full coverage for a real cook.
- Absorbent cotton twill - it will get used for wiping hands, so it may as well be good at it.
- High-definition print - sharp and fade-resistant wash after wash.
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Prick With A Fork Apron For The Sausage Purist
At 60cm wide and 87cm long there is room for the double meaning to land clean, printed large enough that nobody misses it standing three feet from the grill. He takes the instruction on the sausage packet far more literally than most people ever would, and makes sure everyone standing nearby hears the joke land the moment he says it out loud. It is a two-word innuendo doing the work of an entire comedy routine, delivered fresh every single BBQ without fail. Find him one in our funny aprons collection and let the joke tell itself.
The Thinking Behind Prick With A Fork
Every single packet of sausages carries the same instruction, and every host with a certain sense of humour has said the exact same joke about it at least once already. He says it every time, without fail, because the line still gets a laugh no matter how many summers have gone by. It is not clever, it does not really need to be, and that is entirely the appeal. The apron simply saves him the trouble of having to say it out loud, though he almost certainly will anyway, right on cue, the second the packet comes out.
Prick With A Fork Apron That Gets It Right
Pre-shrunk 100% cotton twill at 250gsm survives every splattered sausage and dropped fork that comes with the territory. Twin needle stitching at the hems means it holds up strong through repeated tellings of the same reliable joke. Shoulder to shoulder taping keeps it sitting square while he works the grill and delivers the line yet again, and the thick twill copes with whatever the sausages throw at it.
Prick With A Fork Apron FAQ
What is the apron made from?
It is 250gsm pre-shrunk cotton twill with a high-definition print that holds up wash after wash. Twin needle stitching at the hems and shoulder to shoulder taping keep it sitting properly through regular use.
What size is it and will it fit?
One size, 60cm wide and 87cm long, generous enough to suit most builds comfortably. Measure an apron already owned against those figures if there is any doubt at all before ordering.
How fast will it arrive and can it be personalised?
Production takes 1 to 2 days and shipping typically adds another 1 to 3 days on top of that. The design is not personalised and prints exactly as shown.
Who is this apron actually for?
The host who says the sausage joke every single time and gets a laugh every single time. It is the honest gift for someone who has never once resisted an obvious innuendo, and never plans to start.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
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Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
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Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
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