Pissed Jellyfish T Shirt
Pissed Jellyfish T Shirt
Pissed Jellyfish T Shirt
Pissed Jellyfish T Shirt
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Description
Description
Pissed Jellyfish T Shirt, As Flexible As One
Your yoga instructor gave up, your knees filed a complaint, and touching your toes remains a distant rumour. As flexible as a pissed jellyfish, and honestly proud of it.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)
With over 16,000 verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.
These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Pissed Jellyfish T Shirt For The Gloriously Stiff
Flexibility is one of life's great overrated virtues, and this shirt cheerfully waves the white flag on it. The image of a pissed jellyfish flopping about with no plan and no structure is the exact mood of anyone who groans getting off the sofa. It suits the person who considers reaching the top shelf a full workout and treats stretching as somebody else's hobby entirely. Printed on strong 180gsm cotton, the joke holds its shape far better than the wearer ever will.
The Thinking Behind As Flexible As A Pissed Jellyfish
A good simile does all the work, and this one paints the whole picture in five words. A jellyfish is already a boneless wobble, and a pissed one has abandoned any remaining sense of direction, which is precisely the point being made about the wearer's range of motion. It lands with the self-deprecating crowd who would rather laugh at their own stiffness than do anything about it. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, the shirt keeps the line crisp so the punchline reads clearly from across the pub.
Pissed Jellyfish T Shirt That Gets It Right
A daft one-liner only works if it reads clean, and this one delivers the wobble in plain, unmissable type. The slogan is printed with a high-definition DTG finish that keeps the letters sharp rather than fading after a few spins in the wash. It fits right in with the rest of our funny t shirts for anyone who wears their lack of bendiness as a badge of honour. Gift it to the least limber person you know, or claim it yourself and own the flop with pride.
Pissed Jellyfish T Shirt FAQ
What material and print is used on this pissed jellyfish t-shirt?
This pissed jellyfish t-shirt is made from strong 180gsm heavyweight cotton and finished with a high-definition direct-to-garment print. The heavier weight holds its shape wash after wash, so the flexible slogan stays crisp and readable rather than fading after a few cycles in the machine.
How does the sizing on this t-shirt fit?
Sizing on this t-shirt runs true to standard for most customers, with a long length and a generous cut that suits any build. Check the size chart before ordering, and the generous fit is handy for anyone who values room to move, or in this case, room to not move at all.
When will my order ship and can this design be personalised?
Orders are produced within 1 to 2 days and typically ship within a 1 to 3 day window after that. This design is not personalised, since the pissed jellyfish line lands best exactly as written, with no names or extra wording added to weaken the wobble.
Who is this pissed jellyfish shirt best suited to?
This shirt suits the proudly inflexible, the ones who creak standing up and gave up on toe-touching years ago. It makes a brilliant gift for the mate who avoids the gym, laughs at yoga, and would happily describe their own flexibility as that of a pissed jellyfish.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
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Shipping times
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For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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