Pillock Funny T Shirt
Pillock Funny T Shirt
Pillock Funny T Shirt
Pillock Funny T Shirt
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Description
Description
Pillock T Shirt, You Sir Are A Pillock
Some people are just asking to be called a pillock, and now you can do it without saying a word. Delivered with the full weight of proper British disdain and a raised eyebrow.
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These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
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- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Pillock T Shirt For The Politely Fed Up
There is a certain joy in the very British art of calling someone a pillock, and this shirt bottles it. The addition of You Sir gives it the tone of a gentleman losing his temper with impeccable manners, an insult so quaint it almost sounds like a compliment until you clock what it means. It suits the wearer who prefers a witty jab to a shouting match, and who knows a well-aimed old-fashioned word cuts deeper than any swearing. Printed on strong 180gsm cotton, the put-down lasts as long as the wearer's patience for fools.
The Thinking Behind You Sir Are A Pillock
The charm here is all in the register: a genteel address wrapped around a proper daft insult. You Sir sets up a moment of courtesy, then pillock lands like a glove slap at a village fete. It works because the word itself is harmless and hilarious, a soft insult with a hard target, perfect for the friend who has earned it in the nicest possible way. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, the shirt keeps the lettering crisp so the jab reads loud and clear from across the room.
Pillock T Shirt That Gets It Right
An insult shirt only works if it reads clean, and this one delivers the verdict in bold, unmissable type. The line is printed with a high-definition DTG finish that keeps the letters sharp rather than cracking after a few spins in the wash. It sits happily among our other funny t shirts for anyone who likes their comebacks dry and distinctly British. Gift it to the resident pillock in your life, or wear it yourself and let it do the accusing for you.
Pillock T Shirt FAQ
What material and print is used on this pillock t-shirt?
This pillock t-shirt is made from strong 180gsm heavyweight cotton and finished with a high-definition direct-to-garment print. The heavier weight holds its shape wash after wash, so the You Sir line stays crisp and bold rather than fading after a few cycles in the machine.
How does the sizing on this t-shirt fit?
Sizing on this t-shirt runs true to standard for most customers, with a long length and a generous cut that suits any build. Check the size chart before ordering, and if you would rather a closer fit than the roomier drape, consider dropping down a size.
When will my order ship and can this design be personalised?
Orders are produced within 1 to 2 days and typically ship within a 1 to 3 day window after that. This design is not personalised, since the pillock line works best exactly as written, with no names or extra wording added to blunt the insult.
Who is this pillock shirt best suited to?
This shirt suits anyone who enjoys a properly British put-down and the sort of friend who has earned the title with affection. It makes a brilliant wind-up gift for a mate, a birthday jab, or a wearable way to deliver a verdict everyone in the room already agrees with.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Most orders are produced within 2–3 business days, then shipped.
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Shipping times
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Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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