Pigs In Blankets T Shirt

Pigs In Blankets T Shirt

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Pigs In Blankets T Shirt

Pigs In Blankets T Shirt

Regular price £22.49
Regular price Sale price £22.49
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Shipping from $4.75 (USA)/£3.89 (UK). For the relative who counts the pigs...
Colour : Black
Size : Small Size Chart
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Description

Funny Christmas T Shirt, I'm Only Here For The Pigs In Blankets

Forget the carols and the awkward small talk with the in-laws, some people show up on the day for one reason and one reason only. The little sausages wrapped in bacon are the entire point, and this says so before the starter even lands.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)

With over 16,000 verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.

These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)

  • Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
  • Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
  • Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
  • High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
  • Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
  • Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
  • Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
  • Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.

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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.

Funny Christmas T Shirt That Names The Real Priority

The honesty is what sells it, a cheerful admission that the whole festive performance comes down to one plate of bacon-wrapped sausages. It speaks for the guest who is polite about the turkey but would happily trade the lot for a second helping of the good stuff. It suits the family joker at the dinner table, the one who counts the pigs in blankets before anyone sits down and quietly claims the spares. Printed on heavyweight 180gsm cotton so it survives every December it gets dragged out for, from the work do to the big day itself. Have a look through the rest of our funny Christmas shirts if you want the whole table declaring their true festive intentions.

The Thinking Behind The Pigs In Blankets Line

It taps into a very British devotion to one small, perfect part of the Christmas spread that somehow outshines the entire roast. The humour is warm and relatable, the kind of confession that gets a knowing laugh because everybody at the table secretly agrees. Relatives clock it the moment you walk in and immediately start guarding their own portion, which is exactly the festive squabble it is designed to start. That instant recognition around the dinner table is what makes it more than a generic slogan. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, the print stays crisp and bright through years of Christmases, ready to reappear every single December.

Funny Christmas T Shirt That Gets It Right

A festive gag needs to read clearly across a crowded table, and the sharp DTG print keeps the wording crisp so the whole family gets it at a glance. Pick red or military green to lean into the seasonal colours, or keep it classic in black, navy, or charcoal, all holding the print bold without fade. It earns its place at Christmas dinner, the office party, the pub on Christmas Eve, and any December gathering where the buffet is the main event. The roomy, long-length cut leaves comfortable room for the inevitable second and third helpings, which feels very much in the spirit of things. Sizing runs true to standard, so matching a favourite tee gets the fit right first time. Order one for yourself and a few for the relatives who will be fighting you for the last one.

Funny Christmas T Shirt FAQ

What material and print is this funny Christmas t shirt made from?

This funny Christmas t shirt is 180gsm heavyweight cotton with a high-definition direct-to-garment print. The heavier cotton holds its shape wash after wash, and the DTG print keeps the slogan sharp and fade-resistant so it looks great every December for years.

How does the sizing fit compared to a standard t shirt?

Sizing runs true to standard with a long length and a generous, relaxed cut, with handy room for a big Christmas dinner. Check a favourite shirt against the size chart before ordering, since most people take their usual size in this roomy fit.

How fast does it ship and can the design be personalised?

Production takes 1 to 2 days and shipping runs 1 to 3 days once dispatched, so order ahead during the busy festive run-up. The design is printed exactly as shown and is not set up for personalisation, arriving ready to wear for the big day.

Who is this Pigs In Blankets design really for?

It suits the Christmas guest whose loyalty lies entirely with the bacon-wrapped sausages and is happy to admit it. The slogan makes it a brilliant festive icebreaker at family dinners and office parties, where it kicks off a friendly scrap over who gets the last of the spares.

Delivery & Returns

Delivery

All items are made to order. Most orders are produced within 2–3 business days, then shipped.

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Tracking

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Returns

We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.

To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.

Contact

If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.

Christmas delivery

We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.

Size Chart

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