Pick Up Chicks T Shirt
Pick Up Chicks T Shirt
Pick Up Chicks T Shirt
Pick Up Chicks T Shirt
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Description
Description
Pick Up Chicks T Shirt, The Literal Guide
You promised to teach everyone how to pick up chicks, and then delivered a straight-faced diagram of lifting actual baby birds. The look on their face when the penny drops is the entire reward.
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With over 16,000 verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.
These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Pick Up Chicks T Shirt For The Deadpan Wind-Up Merchant
The whole joke rides on a bait and switch, and this shirt plays it perfectly straight. It promises the smooth-talking secret to charming the ladies, then hands over a helpful how-to on lifting fluffy baby birds, holding them gently, mind. It suits the joker who loves a slow-burn gag, the one who sets a line up and lets the crowd walk right into it. Printed on strong 180gsm cotton, the pun stays sharp long after everyone has stopped groaning at it.
The Thinking Behind How To Pick Up Chicks
Word games live and die on the double meaning, and this one squeezes every drop from a single word. Chicks means one thing to the reader glancing at it, then means something far more feathered once the diagram registers. It works because the setup is confident and the payoff is gloriously daft, the sort of thing that gets a snort rather than a polite chuckle. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, the shirt keeps the visual gag crisp so the punchline lands every single time.
Pick Up Chicks T Shirt That Gets It Right
A visual pun only works if the picture is clean, and this one reads instantly across the chest. The diagram is printed with a high-definition DTG finish that keeps the linework sharp rather than turning fuzzy after a few washes. It slots in beside our other funny t shirts for anyone who collects a good groan-worthy gag. Wear it to the pub, gift it to the class clown, and watch the double take arrive right on schedule.
Pick Up Chicks T Shirt FAQ
What material and print is used on this pick up chicks t-shirt?
This pick up chicks t-shirt is made from strong 180gsm heavyweight cotton and finished with a high-definition direct-to-garment print. The heavier weight holds its shape wash after wash, so the diagram and its linework stay crisp and readable rather than blurring after a few cycles in the machine.
How does the sizing on this t-shirt fit?
Sizing on this t-shirt runs true to standard for most customers, with a long length and a generous cut that suits any build. Check the size chart before ordering, and if you prefer a closer fit rather than the roomier drape, consider going down one size.
When will my order ship and can this design be personalised?
Orders are produced within 1 to 2 days and typically ship within a 1 to 3 day window after that. This design is not personalised, since the pick up chicks pun and its diagram work best exactly as drawn, with no names or extra wording added to spoil the reveal.
Who is this pick up chicks shirt best suited to?
This shirt suits the incurable pun lover and the deadpan wind-up merchant who enjoys watching a joke land in slow motion. It makes a cracking gift for the friend who greets every terrible pun with a grin rather than a groan, and who will happily explain the diagram to anyone who missed it.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
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Shipping times
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Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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