Oh Dear How Sad Never Mind Mouse Mat
Oh Dear How Sad Never Mind Mouse Mat
Oh Dear How Sad Never Mind Mouse Mat
Oh Dear How Sad Never Mind Mouse Mat
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Description
Description
Oh Dear How Sad Never Mind, The Mat For Sitcom Fans
Some catchphrases outlive the show they came from. This one has been getting trotted out at the worst possible moment for fifty years, and it still lands every time.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Came in a very secure package and it looks fantastic!" (John P)
Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.
Plenty of printed mouse mats curl at the corners within a month and take the design with them. Ours is a firm 3mm mat at 235 by 196mm, wide enough for a proper sweep and stiff enough to stay flat on the desk.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I have bought products from these guys several times now and have always been impressed with service and product quality." (Colin H.)
- 235 x 196mm surface. Room to move without running out of mat.
- 3mm firm base that stays flat instead of curling at the corners.
- Smooth top surface for accurate tracking.
- High-definition print - sharp and fade-resistant.
- Wipe clean with a damp cloth.
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Oh Dear How Sad Never Mind Mouse Mat For The Desk That Has Heard It All
The mat gives a keyboard 235 by 196mm of proper working room, enough space for a sweep across a spreadsheet without the mouse skating off the edge onto the desk. It sits happily next to a mug carrying the same line, and pairs well with the Oh Dear How Sad Never Mind range for anyone building the full desk set. Whoever sits opposite will know exactly what it means within the first week.
The Thinking Behind Oh Dear How Sad Never Mind
The line only works delivered flat, with no sympathy in it whatsoever, and that is exactly the tone this mat carries every time someone leans over the desk with a complaint. The firm 3mm base and rubber backing mean it sits still under a busy mouse hand rather than sliding about mid-sentence, which matters when the joke depends entirely on timing. Nobody who watched it growing up needs the line explained, and nobody who did not will be brave enough to ask.
Oh Dear How Sad Never Mind Mouse Mat That Gets It Right
The print is high-definition and fade-resistant, so the phrase stays crisp under a desk lamp for years rather than fading to a grey smudge after a few months of sun through the office window. A damp cloth is all it ever needs, no special care and no excuses. It is a small thing on a desk, but it does its one job of raising a smirk at exactly the wrong moment, every single time.
Oh Dear How Sad Never Mind Mouse Mat FAQ
What is the mouse mat made from?
It is a firm 3mm base at 235 by 196mm with a smooth fabric top and a rubber backing that stops it sliding on the desk. The design is printed in high definition, sharp and fade-resistant, and needs nothing more than a wipe with a damp cloth to keep it looking new.
Is it bigger than a standard mouse mat?
Yes, at 235 by 196mm it gives noticeably more working room than the thin giveaway mats most desks end up with. The extra width matters most for anyone using a higher sensitivity or a bigger sweep, and the firm base stops it bunching up under fast movement.
How fast will it arrive, and can it be personalised?
Orders are produced within 1 to 2 working days and shipped in 1 to 3 days from there. This design is fixed and cannot be personalised, so what you see on the page is exactly what arrives.
Who is this actually for?
It is for the person at work who says the line, or has it said to them, more often than is probably healthy. Buy it for the colleague who never once offers real sympathy, or for the desk that has genuinely heard every excuse going. It works just as well as a cheeky gift for someone retiring from an office that will never quite feel the same without them.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
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