Not Fast Not Furious T Shirt
Not Fast Not Furious T Shirt
Not Fast Not Furious T Shirt
Not Fast Not Furious T Shirt
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Description
Description
Not Fast Not Furious, Slow Lane And Proud
You have never once been accused of rushing, and you would not have it any other way. Life is not a race, and you gave up pretending otherwise a long time ago.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)
With over 16,000 verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.
These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Not Fast Not Furious For The Committed Ambler
The gag lands the second anyone reads it, because they already know a sloth beats a supercar for your energy levels. It flips a famous action-film title on its head and lands somewhere far more relatable, aimed squarely at the person who treats a lazy Sunday as a lifestyle rather than an accident. You will find plenty more in the same vein among our funny t shirts for people who wear their humour on their chest. Printed with high-definition DTG so the punchline stays crisp and legible, it keeps reading clearly long after cheaper prints have flaked away. It is the shirt for anyone who has ever been told to hurry up and quietly refused.
The Thinking Behind The Slowest Shirt In The Drawer
The whole joke rests on the mismatch between a high-octane reference and a person who does absolutely nothing at speed. That contrast is what gets the smirk, and it is why the design works on the unhurried, the perpetually chilled, and anyone who has made an art form of taking their time. We put it on 180gsm heavyweight cotton because a shirt about relaxing should feel relaxing to wear, substantial and soft rather than papery. It is self-deprecating without being sad, a wink at your own pace rather than an apology for it, and that easy confidence is exactly why people warm to it.
Not Fast Not Furious That Gets It Right
A joke shirt only earns its keep if the shirt underneath is worth wearing, and this one is. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, the quality is dependable rather than a hopeful punt, and the long, generous cut sits well whether you are on the sofa or ambling round the park. The humour is gentle enough for any setting and sharp enough to actually get a laugh, which is a harder balance than it looks. Choose your colour and you have got an everyday favourite that says everything about you before you have said a word, at your own unhurried pace.
Not Fast Not Furious FAQ
What is this funny t-shirt made from and how is it printed?
It is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed with high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. The heavier fabric keeps its shape wash after wash, and the DTG process keeps the slogan crisp and fade-resistant rather than cracking the way cheap transfer prints tend to.
How does the sizing come up on this shirt?
Sizing runs true to standard for most people, so your normal size should be spot on. The body is cut long and the fit is generous through the chest, so if you like a slimmer look you can drop a size, and it helps to measure against a shirt you already own.
How quickly does it ship and can the design be personalised?
Each order is made within 1 to 2 production days and generally ships inside a 1 to 3 day window afterwards. This design is not personalised, since the humour depends on the exact wording, so it arrives precisely as pictured.
Who is the Not Fast Not Furious design really for?
It is made for the proudly laid-back, the lazy-Sunday devotees, and anyone whose top speed is a gentle stroll. It works brilliantly as a gift for the friend who is always last to be ready, and as a self-buy for the person who knows life is too short to spend it rushing.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Most orders are produced within 2–3 business days, then shipped.
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Shipping times
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For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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