Not A Hugger T Shirt
Not A Hugger T Shirt
Not A Hugger T Shirt
Not A Hugger T Shirt
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Description
Description
Not A Hugger, Porcupine Warning
Some people put their arms out. You put your spikes up. The porcupine said it first, and it said it best, so now you do not have to.
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Plenty of t shirts at this price go baggy at the neck within a month. Ours is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous. Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin needle sleeves and hem, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Not A Hugger, Deadpan And Spiky
Built for the person who has never once welcomed an unexpected embrace. The porcupine on the front is not aggressive, it is just clear about its boundaries, which is exactly the energy you carry into a room. The 180gsm heavyweight cotton holds its shape all day, so the message stays crisp while you keep everyone at a comfortable distance. It reads across a car park, which saves you the trouble of saying it out loud.
The Thinking Behind Not A Hugger
The joke works because it is true. A porcupine cannot hug you even if it wanted to, and neither, frankly, can you be bothered. It lands with the aunt who leans in for a squeeze, the colleague who is a close-talker, and the well-meaning stranger at a party. The direct-to-garment print keeps the fine detail of the quills sharp, so the animal actually looks like it means it. One glance and people give you the space you were always going to take anyway. It pairs well with a folded-arms stance and a raised eyebrow.
Not A Hugger That Gets It Right
Plenty of slogan tees say something and then fall apart. This one keeps saying it, wash after wash, because the print is fade-resistant and the fabric does not sag at the collar. It suits anyone who guards their personal space and enjoys a bit of a laugh about it. Wear it to the family gathering, the office, or the reunion you were talked into, and let the shirt do the declining for you. Funny t shirts like this one earn their keep by being worn, not folded in a drawer, and this one gets worn.
Not A Hugger FAQ
What is the Not A Hugger t shirt made from and how is it printed?
The Not A Hugger t shirt is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous so it holds its shape. The porcupine design is applied with high-definition direct-to-garment printing, which keeps the fine quill detail sharp and fade-resistant wash after wash.
How does the Not A Hugger t shirt fit compared to standard sizing?
The Not A Hugger t shirt runs true to size for most people, with a long length and a generous cut. If you like a closer fit, take the size you normally wear. Check the size chart before ordering and compare it against a t shirt you already own.
How quickly is the Not A Hugger t shirt made and can it be personalised?
Each Not A Hugger t shirt is printed to order in 1 to 2 production days, then shipped within a 1 to 3 day window. Personalisation is not available on this design, it ships exactly as shown with the porcupine and slogan.
Who is the Not A Hugger t shirt for?
It is for the boundary-keeper, the one who greets a hug with a flat stare. Ideal for the deadpan relative, the space-guarding colleague, or anyone who finds enforced affection exhausting. It says plenty about the wearer before they have said a word, which is rather the point.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
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Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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