No Tomatoes T Shirt
No Tomatoes T Shirt
No Tomatoes T Shirt
No Tomatoes T Shirt
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Description
Description
No Tomatoes, The Anti Joke That Refuses To Make Sense
You are the one who tells the joke with no punchline and keeps a straight face while everyone waits for the bit that never arrives. Watch them squint, repeat it back, and slowly realise there is nothing there to get.
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These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
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- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
No Tomatoes For The Wind Up Merchant Who Loves A Blank Stare
This is for the person who delivers a riddle with total commitment, then simply repeats the answer until the room breaks. What is red and sits on the mantelpiece? No tomatoes. It means nothing, and that is the entire point, a deadpan trap for anyone who keeps waiting for logic to turn up. The wearer is the family joker who ruins Christmas cracker jokes by making them worse on purpose and enjoys every second of the confusion. The DTG print keeps the slogan sharp so the gag survives every wash and every retelling. Drop it into our funny t shirts range and you have a gift for the one person guaranteed to explain it twelve times.
The Thinking Behind The No Tomatoes Non Joke
Anti-jokes work because they hijack the brain that is braced for a clever twist and then hand it absolutely nothing. Saying it out loud once is funny, wearing it means you get to run the bit on a loop without opening your mouth. It suits the office prankster, the dad who groans out terrible one-liners at the dinner table, and anyone who finds a baffled face funnier than an actual laugh. Printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, the shirt has real substance to it, so the daftest joke in the wardrobe is also one of the best made. The joke is meaningless, the garment is not.
No Tomatoes That Gets It Right
Flimsy joke shirts sag, thin out and lose their print by the second wash, which kills the gag fast. This one is built to keep going, backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews covering the fit, the feel and the finish. The generous cut hangs well whether the wearer is lean or well fed, so the shirt looks intentional rather than thrown together. Buy it for the person who has never let a bad joke die and it will earn its place in the drawer for years.
No Tomatoes FAQ
What is the No Tomatoes t shirt made from and how is it printed?
The No Tomatoes t shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and finished with direct-to-garment printing for a crisp, fade-resistant result. The DTG process sets the ink into the fabric, so the slogan stays sharp through repeated washing rather than fading or peeling.
How does the sizing fit on this t shirt?
Sizing on this t shirt runs true to standard sizes for most customers, with a long length and a generous cut. Check the size chart before ordering, and if the wearer prefers a roomier feel the generous fit means the usual size will sit comfortably.
When will my order ship and can the design be personalised?
Orders are produced within 1 to 2 days and then shipped within a 1 to 3 day window. This design cannot be personalised, as the No Tomatoes wording is fixed, but you can pick your colour and size from the full range at checkout.
Who is the No Tomatoes t shirt best for?
The No Tomatoes t shirt is best for the family joker or office prankster who loves a deadpan anti-joke that goes nowhere. It makes a strong birthday or Secret Santa gift for anyone who happily repeats a punchline until the room finally cracks.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Most orders are produced within 2–3 business days, then shipped.
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Shipping times
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Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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