Naughty Ones Christmas Jumper
Naughty Ones Christmas Jumper
Naughty Ones Christmas Jumper
Naughty Ones Christmas Jumper
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Description
Description
Dear Santa They Are The Naughty Ones, Blame Shifting Family Jumper
Every family has a designated troublemaker, and it is almost never the person actually being blamed. Point the finger early, wear the evidence, and let the rest of them argue about it over the sprouts.
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Plenty of sweatshirts at this price start bobbling after a few washes. Ours is 280gsm, an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend, soft cotton-faced on the inside. Twin needle stitching at the seams, a taped neck so nothing rubs, and WRAP certified production behind it.
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- 80% ringspun cotton/20% polyester, a proper heavyweight blend built to last season after season.
- Generous fit - Previous customers say it fits both men and women well, and roomy enough that it goes over a shirt without a fight.
- Weight, a nice and thick 280gsm that feels premium and keeps the cold out.
- Soft cotton-faced fabric - warm as toast.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Taped neck – more comfortable.
- Twin needle stitching for added strength.
- WRAP Certified Production – no sweatshops.
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Dear Santa They Are The Naughty Ones For The Innocent Party
Blame shifting is a Christmas tradition older than most of the decorations, and this puts it in writing before anyone else gets a chance. The wearer is claiming total innocence while standing in a room full of people who know better, which is exactly why it gets a laugh. It works best on the person who caused at least half the chaos and has absolutely no intention of admitting it. Nobody believes a word of it, and that is the joke. A proper 280gsm weight means it does not go thin and shapeless after one December, so the same gag can be trotted out year after year until it becomes part of the family furniture. If someone else has already claimed this one, there is plenty more mischief waiting in our christmas jumpers.
The Thinking Behind Passing The Blame To Santa
Writing to Santa is something you do as a child, which is what makes an adult doing it funny. Framing a grown up excuse in the language of a letter to the North Pole turns a petty bit of finger pointing into something properly daft. It plays well on parents shifting blame onto the kids, on kids shifting it onto siblings, and on the one adult who genuinely thinks they are getting away with it. The garment is built to survive the argument, using an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend that resists bobbling and keeps its shape through repeated washes. It is a gift that lands instantly, because whoever receives it will know precisely why they were chosen, and will spend the rest of the day denying it.
Dear Santa They Are The Naughty Ones That Gets It Right
The best festive tops make a claim rather than just decorating you. A snowflake pattern says nothing. A written accusation aimed at everyone else in the room starts conversations before you have taken your coat off. This one keeps working all day because each new arrival reads it fresh and immediately wants to know who the naughty ones are. Printing is done with high-definition direct-to-garment technology, which keeps the wording sharp and readable rather than blurred at the edges, and stops it feeling like a stiff panel stuck on the chest. Wear it to the school run, the office lunch, the in-laws, anywhere you fancy establishing your innocence loudly and in advance. Deniability has never been so comfortable.
Dear Santa They Are The Naughty Ones FAQ
What is this Christmas jumper made from and how is the design printed?
Every Christmas jumper is made from an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend at a thick 280gsm, with the design applied by high-definition direct-to-garment printing. Wash it inside out at thirty degrees and the wording stays sharp season after season.
How does the sizing work on this jumper?
The jumper uses unisex sizing that runs true for most customers, so your normal size is usually right. Compare the size chart with a jumper you already wear, and size up if you want a looser fit over a shirt.
When will my order ship and can this design be personalised?
Orders take 1 to 2 production days, then ship within a 1 to 3 day window once dispatched. Personalisation is not available on this design, because the wording is fixed artwork and naming an actual culprit would take the fun straight out of it.
Who should be wearing the naughty ones accusation?
The naughty ones accusation suits parents outnumbered by their children, the sibling who was always framed, and anyone protesting innocence they do not have. It is ideal for family Christmas dinner, jumper day at work and any gathering where blame is about to be handed out.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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