Naughty Mistletoe T Shirt
Naughty Mistletoe T Shirt
Naughty Mistletoe T Shirt
Naughty Mistletoe T Shirt
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Description
Description
Naughty Mistletoe T Shirt, Not Even Under Anaesthetic
Christmas brings out the huggers, the mistletoe lurkers, and that one person you would happily avoid until Easter. Here is the shirt that draws the line before they even reach for the sprig.
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These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
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- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Naughty Mistletoe T Shirt For The Anti-Snoggers
Made for the person who treats mistletoe as a warning sign rather than an invitation. The line goes further than a polite decline, escalating all the way to full general anaesthetic, which is exactly why it lands. Wear it to the office party, the family do, or any festive gathering where someone always chances their luck. It cuts through the forced Christmas cheer with a properly funny bit of frost. Printed with a durable direct-to-garment method so the bold lettering stays crisp from the first mulled wine to twelfth night and every year after.
The Thinking Behind The Anaesthetic Line
Most anti-Christmas shirts just moan. This one commits to a proper punchline, taking the rejection to absurd medical lengths and making it funnier for it. It suits the deadpan Scrooge in the family, the one who tolerates the season through gritted teeth and a sharp remark. Made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton, it has real substance, none of the thin festive-tat feel that ends up at the bottom of the wardrobe by January. If you like your Christmas kit with a bit of bite, our funny Christmas jumpers collection is full of the same knowing, un-festive humour.
Naughty Mistletoe T Shirt That Gets It Right
A good Christmas joke shirt earns its keep by being genuinely funny, not just red and green. This one gets laughs from the very people it warns off, which is the mark of a line that actually works. It is cheeky rather than cruel, so it fits right in at a party without souring the mood. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews on our shirts, the quality means it comes back out every December rather than fraying after one wear. It is the festive shirt for people who love Christmas and hate being kissed at it.
Naughty Mistletoe T Shirt FAQ
What is the Naughty Mistletoe T Shirt made from and how is it printed?
The Naughty Mistletoe T Shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using a high-definition direct-to-garment method. The DTG print keeps the festive lettering crisp and fade-resistant, and the heavier fabric holds its shape year after year, so it survives being your go-to December shirt.
How does the sizing run on this festive tee?
Sizing on this festive tee runs true to standard for most customers, with a long length and generous cut that layers easily over or under a jumper. Check the size chart before ordering, and size up if you plan to wear it with extra festive knitwear underneath.
How quickly does it ship and can it be personalised?
Orders leave production within 1 to 2 days and typically arrive within a 1 to 3 day shipping window once dispatched, handy in the Christmas rush. The Naughty Mistletoe T Shirt design is fixed and cannot be personalised, so the anaesthetic gag arrives exactly as shown.
Who is this naughty mistletoe design best suited to?
This shirt suits the festive cynic who loves the food and hates the forced affection, plus anyone gifting a laugh to a reluctant hugger. It works brilliantly at office parties and family gatherings where the mistletoe comes out and someone needs a witty line to hide behind.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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