My Chrithmith Jumper
My Chrithmith Jumper
My Chrithmith Jumper
My Chrithmith Jumper
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Description
Description
Merry Chrithmith Jumper, Slurred Season's Greetings
Somewhere between the third mulled wine and the family photo, someone always slurs the season's greetings. Wear the lisp with pride and let everyone else work out why they are grinning.
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Plenty of sweatshirts at this price start bobbling after a few washes. Ours is 280gsm, an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend, soft cotton-faced on the inside. Twin needle stitching at the seams, a taped neck so nothing rubs, and WRAP certified production behind it.
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- 80% ringspun cotton/20% polyester, a proper heavyweight blend built to last season after season.
- Generous fit - Previous customers say it fits both men and women well, and roomy enough that it goes over a shirt without a fight.
- Weight, a nice and thick 280gsm that feels premium and keeps the cold out.
- Soft cotton-faced fabric - warm as toast.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Taped neck – more comfortable.
- Twin needle stitching for added strength.
- WRAP Certified Production – no sweatshops.
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Merry Chrithmith Jumper For The Man Who Says It Out Loud
The joke here works because people cannot help reading it aloud. They get halfway through, hear themselves, and then the penny drops. It is the sort of line that travels round a room without you saying a word, which is exactly what you want when you are three deep in wrapping paper and cannot be bothered making conversation. The wearer is usually the one holding court by the buffet, quietly enjoying the fact that everyone else is doing the work. Weight matters for that job, and at 280gsm this sits properly on the shoulders rather than clinging like a bin liner. It holds its shape through a full afternoon of leaning against radiators, carving turkey and being photographed badly. If you want more in the same vein, browse the funny christmas jumpers and pick your poison. The point of a good one is that it does not need explaining, and this does not.
The Thinking Behind The Slurred Season's Greetings
Anyone who has watched a heavyweight interview knows the sound. The lisp is famous, affectionate and instantly recognisable, and dropping it into a Christmas greeting is one of those small ideas that lands harder than it should. Nobody needs the reference spelled out. Either you hear it in the right voice or you do not, and the ones who do will nudge whoever is standing next to them. That is the whole design: a nod between people who got it. The build backs it up, with an 80/20 ringspun cotton and polyester blend that stops the print cracking after the first wash and keeps the colour honest. It is meant to come out of the drawer every December for years, not fall apart by Boxing Day. Buy it for the family joker or wear it yourself and take the credit.
Merry Chrithmith Jumper That Gets It Right
Most festive jumpers shout. Reindeer, tinsel, a jingling bell nobody asked for. Playing the joke straight, in plain lettering, with the punchline hidden in the spelling, is a better trick and it wears far better across a whole day. There is nothing scratchy, nothing flashing, nothing that makes you want to take it off by two in the afternoon. The print is applied using high-definition direct-to-garment printing, so the letters stay crisp and sit in the fabric rather than on top of it as a plastic slab. That matters when the entire gag depends on people being able to read it clearly from across a crowded kitchen. Pair it with jeans, arrive late, say nothing, and let the jumper do the talking for the rest of the evening.
Merry Chrithmith Jumper FAQ
What is this Christmas jumper made from and how is the design printed?
Every Christmas jumper is made from an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend at a thick 280gsm, with the design applied by high-definition direct-to-garment printing. Wash it inside out at thirty degrees and the lettering stays sharp season after season.
How does the sizing work on this jumper?
The jumper uses unisex sizing that runs true for most customers, so your usual size is normally the right one. Check the size chart against a jumper you already own, and if you want extra room for a shirt underneath, take the next size up.
When will my order ship and can this design be personalised?
Orders take 1 to 2 production days, then ship within a 1 to 3 day window once they leave us. Personalisation is not available on this design, because the spelling of the slogan is the entire joke and changing it would break the gag.
Who is this slurred Christmas greeting design actually for?
The slurred Christmas greeting suits the family comedian, the boxing fan, and anyone who prefers a joke that rewards a second look. It works brilliantly for office parties, Christmas jumper day and pub quizzes, where being asked to read it aloud is half the fun.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
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Shipping times
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Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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