More Middle Fingers T Shirt
More Middle Fingers T Shirt
More Middle Fingers T Shirt
More Middle Fingers T Shirt
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Description
Description
More Middle Fingers T Shirt, I Wish I Had More Of Them
Two hands and a whole world of people who have earned a gesture. The maths simply does not add up, and this shirt says so out loud.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)
With over 16,000 verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.
These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
More Middle Fingers T Shirt For The Perpetually Unimpressed
The joke works because the wish is so relatable it hurts. One finger per idiot is a rationing system nobody agreed to, and some days the demand far outstrips the supply. Printed on strong 180gsm cotton, the line reads loud and clear across a pub or a car park, saying what the wearer is too polite, or too busy, to say themselves. Pull it on and the message is already flying before anyone gets close enough to annoy you.
The Thinking Behind Wanting Extra Fingers
It is a complaint dressed up as a wish, and that is exactly why it lands. Rather than losing the temper, the wearer just laments the physical limits of the human hand in the face of endless provocation. Backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews, it suits the blunt, deadpan character who finds most people mildly infuriating and does not mind admitting it. Slotting neatly into our funny rude t shirts lineup, it speaks for anyone whose patience ran out somewhere around lunchtime.
More Middle Fingers T Shirt That Gets It Right
Rude humour only works when it feels playful rather than genuinely nasty, and this one keeps the grin firmly attached. Printed with direct-to-garment technology, the bold wording stays sharp through every wash, so the attitude never softens. It makes a cracking gift for the friend with a filthy sense of humour and zero filter, or a self-buy for the one who mutters at the news. Comfortable enough for all-day wear and honest enough to warn people off before they test the last nerve you have left.
More Middle Fingers T Shirt FAQ
What is this More Middle Fingers t-shirt made from and how is it printed?
The More Middle Fingers T Shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed with direct-to-garment technology for a sharp, fade-resistant finish. Turn it inside out to wash and the bold slogan stays crisp through heavy everyday wear.
How does the sizing of this More Middle Fingers t-shirt fit?
The More Middle Fingers T Shirt fits true to size with a long, generous cut that suits any build. Measure a t-shirt you already wear against the size chart, and size up if you like a looser, more relaxed fit for lounging.
When will my order ship and can this More Middle Fingers t-shirt be personalised?
Orders are produced in 1 to 2 days and typically ship within 1 to 3 days after that. This More Middle Fingers t-shirt is not personalised, since the wish for extra fingers is a complete gag exactly as it is printed.
Who is the I Wish I Had More Middle Fingers design best suited to?
The design suits the cheerfully impatient sort who finds most people trying and says so with a grin. It makes a great gift for a mate with a rude sense of humour and a fitting self-buy for anyone who feels two hands are simply not enough for the daily supply of nuisances.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Most orders are produced within 2–3 business days, then shipped.
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Shipping times
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Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
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Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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