Mistletoe Kiss Christmas Jumper

£32.19

Mistletoe Kiss Christmas Jumper

£32.19
23 reviews
In the UK, Christmas jumpers have become a staple during the holiday...
In the UK, Christmas jumpers have become a staple during the holiday season. From classic reindeer designs to cheeky sayings, there is a jumper for everyone. One funny and rather bold jumper that has gained popularity in recent years is the "I Wouldn't Even Kiss You Under A General Anaesthetic, never mind under mistletoe" design. This humorous jumper features a playful jab at the idea of kissing someone under mistletoe, suggesting that the wearer wouldn't even consider it under the most extreme circumstances. The bold statement is sure to get a laugh from anyone who sees it, making it a great conversation starter at any Christmas party or gathering. The design typically features festive colours and patterns, such as red and green stripes or snowflakes, to add to the holiday theme . The playful phrase is often written in a bold and eye-catching font, making it the focal point of the jumper. While some may find this jumper to be a bit cheeky or even rude, it is all in good fun and meant to bring a smile to people's faces during the festive season. Christmas jumpers are meant to be lighthearted and fun, and this design certainly fits the bill. If you're looking to add a bit of humor to your Christmas wardrobe, consider rocking this funny jumper at your next holiday gathering. Whether you're attending a work party, family dinner, or just hanging out with friends, this jumper is sure to be a hit. So, why not embrace the festive spirit with a humorous twist and show off your playful side with the "I Wouldn 't Even Kiss You Under A General Anaesthetic, never mind under mistletoe" Christmas jumper? Who knows, you might just get a few laughs and maybe even a kiss or two (under the mistletoe, of course)!
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I Wouldn't Even Kiss You Under A General Anaesthetic, Never Mind Under Mistletoe.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)

Everybody loves a Christmas Jumper and it has become a bit of a tradition in our family to see who can find the most entertaining jumper for Christmas. This 'Mistletoe Special' sweatshirt/jumper will definitely raise a smile (or a slap!).

These are not the same as the thin, cheap, tea cloth rubbish you can buy elsewhere. This is a high-quality shirt that feels great, will go the distance, and you will feel the superior quality the moment you touch it.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)

  • 100%, best-quality, strong cotton - lasts a long time.
  • Check the sizing chart - previous customers say sizing is very accurate.
  • Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
  • High Definition Digital Sublimation Print - crisp and fade-resistant.
  • Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
  • Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
  • Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
  • Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' syndrome.

Created and Printed in the UK 🇬🇧

Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.

Estimated postage and packing for 1 shirt in UK just £3.95

Our previous buyers tell us we supply great quality products and provide a first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.

Delivery & Returns

We provide free shipping on all orders over £49.

Provided shipping is to an address in the UK, we will cover the cost of postage and packing when you order more than £49 of our awesome products (please note there is not enough meat on the bone to give you free shipping AND a discount at the same time).

How long does it take to receive my order?

All of our items are proudly custom made and printed on-demand in the UK. Orders typically take only 3 business days for us to get them printed, dried, quality control checked, and then packed. You can then select 24 or 48 Hrs Royal Mail at the checkout for deliveries to the UK.

How long does delivery take to countries outside the UK?

To see delivery times outside the UK, please look at the Shipping Rates page for details. Typically, it takes 5-10 working days after leaving our facility, with possible further-in-country delays, depending on your local COVID-19 restrictions.

How can I track my order?

We will email you a tracking number as soon as your order is about to leave our Facility.

What is your Returns Policy?

Although we have a very high level of customer satisfaction and retention, we also recognise that in rare cases, refunds may be requested. We want you to love your purchase, so if you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order. Please email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk

How do I contact you?

If you have any other questions or have questions about problems which are NOT listed on this page, please get in touch via email at support@lionlegion.co.uk

Christmas and Other Anniversary Deliveries

We do our utmost to get orders printed in good time, dried, quality checked and then out the door to you. During the run-up to Christmas we put double-shifts on the printing machines and in the warehouse to make sure we keep up with the high volume of orders. But we don't have direct control over Royal Mail or the couriers and cannot, therefore, guarantee that orders will be received in time for Christmas, Birthdays or other anniversaries or special dates and will not issue refunds on that basis unfortunately. So please make sure that you order in good time.

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I Wouldn't Even Kiss You Under A General Anaesthetic, Never Mind Under Mistletoe.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)

Everybody loves a Christmas Jumper and it has become a bit of a tradition in our family to see who can find the most entertaining jumper for Christmas. This 'Mistletoe Special' sweatshirt/jumper will definitely raise a smile (or a slap!).

These are not the same as the thin, cheap, tea cloth rubbish you can buy elsewhere. This is a high-quality shirt that feels great, will go the distance, and you will feel the superior quality the moment you touch it.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)

  • 100%, best-quality, strong cotton - lasts a long time.
  • Check the sizing chart - previous customers say sizing is very accurate.
  • Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
  • High Definition Digital Sublimation Print - crisp and fade-resistant.
  • Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
  • Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
  • Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
  • Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' syndrome.

Created and Printed in the UK 🇬🇧

Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.

Estimated postage and packing for 1 shirt in UK just £3.95

Our previous buyers tell us we supply great quality products and provide a first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.

Delivery & Returns

We provide free shipping on all orders over £49.

Provided shipping is to an address in the UK, we will cover the cost of postage and packing when you order more than £49 of our awesome products (please note there is not enough meat on the bone to give you free shipping AND a discount at the same time).

How long does it take to receive my order?

All of our items are proudly custom made and printed on-demand in the UK. Orders typically take only 3 business days for us to get them printed, dried, quality control checked, and then packed. You can then select 24 or 48 Hrs Royal Mail at the checkout for deliveries to the UK.

How long does delivery take to countries outside the UK?

To see delivery times outside the UK, please look at the Shipping Rates page for details. Typically, it takes 5-10 working days after leaving our facility, with possible further-in-country delays, depending on your local COVID-19 restrictions.

How can I track my order?

We will email you a tracking number as soon as your order is about to leave our Facility.

What is your Returns Policy?

Although we have a very high level of customer satisfaction and retention, we also recognise that in rare cases, refunds may be requested. We want you to love your purchase, so if you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order. Please email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk

How do I contact you?

If you have any other questions or have questions about problems which are NOT listed on this page, please get in touch via email at support@lionlegion.co.uk

Christmas and Other Anniversary Deliveries

We do our utmost to get orders printed in good time, dried, quality checked and then out the door to you. During the run-up to Christmas we put double-shifts on the printing machines and in the warehouse to make sure we keep up with the high volume of orders. But we don't have direct control over Royal Mail or the couriers and cannot, therefore, guarantee that orders will be received in time for Christmas, Birthdays or other anniversaries or special dates and will not issue refunds on that basis unfortunately. So please make sure that you order in good time.

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14/11/2024
Sara SVG verified by SHOP
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Well made, delivered in time. Happy to support a good cause.

AR
07/01/2024
Andrew R.
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Mistletoe Kiss Christmas Jumper

Bought this for a friend who was experiencing some well intentioned lady affection. He was unsure how to let her down gently! This, well made and pefectly sized top worked a treat

CD
07/01/2024
Charles D.
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Top Notch

Excellent quality, crisp printing and Military humour - what more could you want?

A
26/12/2023
Anonymous
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Best Xmas jumper at the party

Good quality and delivered on time

RN
14/12/2023
Rachel N.
United Kingdom United Kingdom

Good quality product.

Very positive experience. I wish I'd ordered the next size up though.