Might Contain Alcohol Hoodie
Might Contain Alcohol Hoodie
Might Contain Alcohol Hoodie
Might Contain Alcohol Hoodie
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Description
Description
Might Contain Alcohol, Then Again
Then again, I might not. Nobody's ever quite sure, and that's exactly the point.
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Plenty of hoodies at this price look and feel like a pillowcase with sleeves on it. Ours is 280gsm, fleece lined, and built to last. Heavyweight ringspun cotton on the outside, brushed fleece against the skin, and a double fabric hood that keeps its shape rather than hanging flat down your back by February.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Top quality and very well made. Excellent print, very clear. The size is perfect fits me exactly how I like it. It's also longer than most hoodies I have so overall just perfect. (Tim C.)
- Best quality, 280 gsm, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester, a proper heavyweight hoodie built to last winter after winter.
- Close-knit outer with a warm, soft fleece inner facing, a real thermal layer that is warm as toast.
- Generous fit - Previous customers say it fits both men and women well, and it is long enough to keep your belly to yourself when you stretch.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG) - crisp and fade-resistant wash after wash.
- Double fabric hood with drawcord and steel eyelets - keep that baldy heed warm!
- Front pouch pocket lined with soft fleece - somewhere warm to put your hands, and your phone, and everything else.
- Ribbed cuffs and hem - the cuffs on cheap hoodies go slack within weeks, these hold their shape.
- Twin needle stitching - double-stitched at the seams, the difference between a hoodie you keep and one you replace.
- Machine washable at 30 degrees, no special care needed.
- WRAP Certified Production - no sweatshops.
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Might Contain Alcohol Hoodie For Honest Nights Out
Everyone's got that one friend who says this at the start of every night out, usually before anyone's asked. It's aimed at the person who doesn't hide their plans, they announce them in advance and dare anyone to say otherwise. It's 280gsm heavyweight cotton and polyester, built to survive a proper night out and the recovery day that follows it. This sits well alongside the wider range of funny hoodies in the shop, all built for people who don't take themselves too seriously.
The Thinking Behind Might Contain Alcohol
The line works because it's technically a disclaimer and obviously a promise at the same time, and everyone reading it knows exactly which one is true. It's the kind of joke that gets a knowing nod from strangers at the bar before a word's even exchanged. The print is done using high definition direct-to-garment technology, so the wording stays sharp through however many nights out it ends up getting worn on.
Might Contain Alcohol Hoodie That Gets It Right
Plenty of novelty hoodies look the part in a photo and fall apart after a few washes. This one has a double fabric hood, drawcord, and steel eyelets, plus a brushed fleece inner face that actually keeps the cold out on the walk home. Ribbed cuffs and twin needle stitching at every seam mean it isn't going anywhere near the wash-and-shrink pile any time soon. It's built for a lot of nights out, not just one.
Might Contain Alcohol Hoodie FAQ
What is the Might Contain Alcohol Hoodie made from?
It's 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester at 280gsm, with a brushed fleece inner for warmth. It's printed using high definition direct-to-garment technology and production is WRAP certified, so nothing about it is made in a sweatshop.
Does the Might Contain Alcohol Hoodie run true to size?
It has a generous, slightly longer fit that suits most builds comfortably, so if you're between sizes check the size chart against a hoodie already in your wardrobe. Previous customers say it fits both men and women well.
How quickly will my Might Contain Alcohol Hoodie arrive?
Production takes 1 to 2 days, then shipping adds 1 to 3 days depending on your location. This design isn't personalised, it ships exactly as shown.
Who is the Might Contain Alcohol Hoodie for?
It suits anyone who announces their drinking plans before they've even left the house, and enjoys the reaction it gets. It's the shirt that starts the night with a laugh before the first drink's even ordered.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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