Martin Xmas Present T Shirt
Martin Xmas Present T Shirt
Martin Xmas Present T Shirt
Martin Xmas Present T Shirt
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Description
Description
Martin Xmas Present T Shirt, The Clue Was Always Martin
You know a Martin, and you know he had the answer the whole time. Nobody asked, but he was the answer all along.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)
Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.
Plenty of t shirts at this price go baggy at the neck within a month. Ours is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous. Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, twin needle sleeves and hem, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
The Clue Was Always Martin
The Martin who was the answer all along, sitting quietly in the grid while everyone else chewed their pencil. Obvious in hindsight, as the best clues always are. Martin always has the answer. He is sitting in the sensible chair, he can see exactly how this is going to go, and nobody has asked. He is not bitter, he is patient, and he has been patient a very long time. This is the Martin printed on 180gsm heavyweight cotton, solid and sensible, which he will approve of.
House-Proud And Quietly Nesting
The clue hides a little bird so house-proud it is nesting in your interior, neat tucked-away wordplay for a man who quietly notices everything. Martin's comedy is the gentle tragedy of being correct and unconsulted, forever a step ahead and half a beat unheard. Anyone who realised too late that Martin was right knows the feeling. That understanding of a real type is why Lion Legion has over 16,400 verified five-star reviews.
Why This Martin T Shirt Works
For the Martin who has been right about everything for twenty years without anyone listening, this is the shirt that says we should have asked you. It makes a fine birthday or Christmas gift, and works especially well from someone who has just been proved wrong by Martin again. The direct-to-garment print keeps the clue sharp and fade-resistant. Have a look through the rest of our funny Martin t-shirts, then choose his colour above.
Martin T Shirt FAQ
What is this Martin t shirt made from and how is it printed?
It is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous so it holds its shape rather than going baggy at the neck within a month. The Martin crossword design is printed direct-to-garment, keeping the lettering crisp and fade-resistant through repeated washing. Sensible, solid and long-lasting, as Martin would insist upon.
What size should I order in this Martin t shirt?
Order your normal size, it fits true to size for most people. The cut runs long in the body and generous through the chest, which suits most builds. If Martin prefers a roomier fit or is between sizes, size up. Check the size chart before ordering, and he will approve of the diligence.
How long will this Martin t shirt take to arrive?
Production is 1 to 2 working days, then a 1 to 3 day shipping window on top, with express available at checkout. Each shirt is printed to order and made fresh for you. We do not personalise this design, it ships exactly as shown with the crossword clue as the finished artwork.
Who is this Martin crossword t shirt really for?
It suits the Martin who had the answer all along and waited, patiently, for someone to ask. Ideal for the mate, dad or colleague whose quiet correctness is finally being acknowledged. Buy it for the Martin who is always right, rarely heard, and due a bit of overdue vindication.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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