Know Your Parasites (2) Jumbo Mug
Know Your Parasites (2) Jumbo Mug
Know Your Parasites (2) Jumbo Mug
Know Your Parasites (2) Jumbo Mug
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Description
Description
Know Your Parasites Mug, Field Guide Edition
You have opinions about people who take without giving anything back, and you have never been shy about voicing them. This mug turns that grumble into a proper field guide over the first brew.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Came in a very secure package and it looks fantastic!" (John P)
Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.
Plenty of novelty mugs are the thin sort that chip on the second wash and lose the print by the third. Ours is a 15oz jumbo in thick ceramic, printed the same on both sides, and heavy enough to feel like a proper morning mug rather than a gift shop afterthought.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "It's huge, much bigger than it looks in the photos, just perfect for my morning brew" (Brian J.)
- 15 ounce jumbo capacity. A proper mug rather than a polite one.
- Same design printed on both sides, so it reads right whichever hand you hold it in.
- Thick ceramic that holds the heat and survives a busy kitchen.
- Dishwasher and microwave safe. No special treatment needed.
- High-definition print that will not fade however many times it is washed.
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Know Your Parasites Mug For The Certified Cynic
This design is the second instalment in a running joke about the people who take up column inches without ever quite earning them, presented in the deadpan style of a nature documentary field guide, complete with the sort of dry, world-weary commentary that treats Westminster like a wildlife reserve. It works precisely because it never names anyone specifically, leaving it to whoever is drinking their tea to fill in their own least favourite example. That is deliberate, because everyone has a different name or two they mutter under their breath at the morning news.
The Thinking Behind The Field Guide
Some humour goes stale the moment it names names. This design does not, because the cast of characters it is poking fun at rotates constantly while the joke itself stays evergreen. It sits within our wider funny mug range, built for anyone who enjoys a proper moan with their morning brew and never runs short of material, whichever way the news happens to be leaning that week.
Know Your Parasites Mug That Gets It Right
At 15oz this holds a proper first brew, in thick ceramic that will not chip the way cheap mugs do within weeks. The design is printed identically on both sides, so it reads correctly whichever way it is picked up, and the high-definition print is built to survive the dishwasher without fading. Dishwasher and microwave safe, so it earns a permanent spot on the desk.
Know Your Parasites Mug FAQ
What is this mug made from and how is it printed?
It is a 15oz jumbo mug in thick ceramic, printed identically on both sides using a high-definition process that will not fade with washing. It is noticeably heavier and sturdier than the cheap novelty mugs sold elsewhere, with enough capacity for a proper brew rather than a token half cup.
Is it dishwasher and microwave safe?
Yes, both. No special handling is needed, and the print is built to withstand years of regular washing without fading, so it holds up to daily use on a busy desk without losing its edge.
When will my order ship, and can this be personalised?
Orders go into production within 1 to 2 business days and ship within a further 1 to 3 days depending on your region. This design is fixed as shown and cannot be personalised with names or additional text.
Who is the Know Your Parasites Mug best suited to?
This suits the office cynic who has strong opinions about people in positions of power and enjoys saying so at the kettle. It makes an easy gift for a colleague who reads the news every morning purely to have something to complain about by nine, and who has never once run out of new names to add to the list.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
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Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
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