Know Your Parasites (2) T Shirt
Know Your Parasites (2) T Shirt
Know Your Parasites (2) T Shirt
Know Your Parasites (2) T Shirt
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Description
Description
Funny T Shirt, Know Your Parasites
Some people you can spot a mile off, and the design on this one names them before they open their mouth. The only warning label they will ever wear, worn by the one person brave enough to point at the chart.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)
With over 16,000 verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.
These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
Funny T Shirt Built To Name And Shame
Everybody knows one. The colleague who books the meeting about the meeting, the relative who replies all, the mate who turns one pint into a life story. The slogan turns that quiet eye-roll into something you can wear, and it lands hardest on the person who already mutters the diagnosis under their breath. Pair it with our wider range of funny t shirts when you want a wardrobe that does the talking. The 180gsm cotton gives it the weight of a statement rather than a flimsy gag, so the joke holds up as well as the fabric does.
The Thinking Behind Knowing Your Parasites
The humour works because it pretends to be helpful. Framed like a field guide, it lets the wearer act as the calm expert quietly cataloguing the chancers around them. Nobody is named, which is exactly why everyone in the room starts wondering if it is them. It suits the dry sort who would rather make a point with a flat stare than a row, the one who finds people exhausting but funny. With over 16,000 verified reviews behind it, the shirt arrives ready to do its job, no break-in period and no apology required.
Funny T Shirt That Gets It Right
A joke like this only works if the shirt looks deliberate rather than cheap, and a thin tee undercuts the punchline before anyone reads it. Printed with a high-definition DTG process, the lettering stays crisp and readable so the gag never blurs into mush after a few washes. It earns a smirk at the pub, a knowing nod at work, and the occasional nervous laugh from someone who suspects they made the list. Wear it where people gather and let the slogan sort them into categories for you.
Funny T Shirt FAQ
What is this funny t shirt made from and how is it printed?
The funny t shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and finished with a direct-to-garment print. The heavier weight holds its shape wash after wash, and the DTG method keeps the lettering sharp so the slogan stays clear and readable over time.
How does the sizing fit compared to standard t shirts?
Sizing runs true to standard for most customers, with a long length and a generous cut. Check the size chart before ordering, and if you like a roomier drape size up one, as the body is built for comfort rather than a tight fit.
How soon does it ship and can the design be personalised?
Orders are produced in 1 to 2 days and then shipped within a 1 to 3 day window. The design is sold as shown and is not personalised, so the slogan stays exactly as pictured, which keeps the deadpan field-guide gag working as intended.
Who is this parasites design actually for?
It suits the person with a low tolerance for chancers and a dry sense of humour, the one who has mentally filed everyone into types already. It works a treat for an office in-joke, a stag do wind-up, or a birthday gift for someone who calls things as they see them.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Most orders are produced within 2–3 business days, then shipped.
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Shipping times
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Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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