I'm Awake T Shirt
I'm Awake T Shirt
I'm Awake T Shirt
I'm Awake T Shirt
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Description
Description
I'm Awake T Shirt, Not Ready For Things
Being upright and vertical is not the same as being available, and this draws that line loud and clear. Eyes open does not mean open for business, and everyone in the house needs the reminder.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)
With over 16,000 verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.
These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
I'm Awake T Shirt For The Slow Starter
Mornings are a negotiation, and this one states the opening position before anyone dares ask a favour. It speaks for the person who needs a coffee, a sit down, and a good half hour before words are even an option. It fits right in with the rest of the grumpy t shirts for people who love a lie-in and hate being rushed. Printed on 180gsm cotton so it survives every slow Sunday it is thrown at. The heavier fabric feels exactly right for a morning spent moving in low gear.
The Thinking Behind The Not Ready Line
The gag works because it is so painfully honest. Being conscious is step one of about fifteen, and the gap between waking and functioning can be vast. It says out loud what most people only mutter into a mug, which is exactly why it raises a knowing snort. The direct-to-garment print keeps the wording crisp so the message reads clearly from across the kitchen, before the kettle has even boiled. It suits the person who treats the first hour of the day as strictly a spectator sport.
I'm Awake T Shirt That Gets It Right
A slogan like this only lands if it feels lived in rather than staged, and this one reads like a genuine morning grievance. It makes an easy gift for the household grump who does not do dawn, or a self-buy for the person who guards their slow start fiercely. Backed by over 16,000 verified reviews, so it holds its shape and its humour through every wash and every reluctant morning. The one who communicates in grunts until 9am will wear it like a public notice.
I'm Awake T Shirt FAQ
What is this funny t shirt made from and how is it printed?
It is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and finished with a high-definition direct-to-garment print. The heavier fabric holds its shape through repeated washing, and the DTG method keeps the awake but not ready slogan sharp and fade-resistant over time.
How does the sizing run on this funny t shirt?
Sizing runs true to standard for most customers, with a long length and a generous, roomy fit. Check the size chart before ordering, and if a relaxed lounge-around feel is the goal, the usual size will sit comfortably without clinging.
When will it ship and can the awake design be personalised?
Orders are printed within 1 to 2 production days and typically arrive within 1 to 3 days after that. The awake but not ready design is sold exactly as shown and is not personalised, so no name or extra wording is added to it.
Who is the I'm Awake t shirt best suited to?
It suits the committed slow starter who needs coffee and quiet before facing anything. It works as a lighthearted gift for the family night owl, the reluctant early riser, or anyone who treats being awake and being ready as two very separate events.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Most orders are produced within 2–3 business days, then shipped.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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