If I Wanted To Listen Unisex T Shirt
If I Wanted To Listen Unisex T Shirt
If I Wanted To Listen To An Arsehole, I'd Fart
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)
Good old-fashioned British humour - LOVE IT!
You do not have to be a Veteran to buy this shirt - Anyone who has a sense of humour, and a pulse, can buy one.
These are not the same as the thin, cheap, tea cloth rubbish you can buy elsewhere. This is a high-quality shirt that feels great, will go the distance, and you will feel the superior quality the moment you touch it.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- 100%, best-quality, strong cotton - lasts a long time.
- Check the sizing chart - previous customers say sizing is very accurate.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High Definition Digital Sublimation Print - crisp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' syndrome.
Created and Printed in the UK 🇬🇧
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Estimated postage and packing for 1 shirt in UK just £3.95
Our previous buyers tell us we supply great quality products and provide a first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.
Delivery & Returns
We provide free shipping on all orders over £49.
Provided shipping is to an address in the UK, we will cover the cost of postage and packing when you order more than £49 of our awesome products (please note there is not enough meat on the bone to give you free shipping AND a discount at the same time).
How long does it take to receive my order?
All of our items are proudly custom made and printed on-demand in the UK. Orders typically take only 3 business days for us to get them printed, dried, quality control checked, and then packed. You can then select 24 or 48 Hrs Royal Mail at the checkout for deliveries to the UK.
How long does delivery take to countries outside the UK?
To see delivery times outside the UK, please look at the Shipping Rates page for details. Typically, it takes 5-10 working days after leaving our facility, with possible further-in-country delays, depending on your local COVID-19 restrictions.
How can I track my order?
We will email you a tracking number as soon as your order is about to leave our Facility.
What is your Returns Policy?
Although we have a very high level of customer satisfaction and retention, we also recognise that in rare cases, refunds may be requested. We want you to love your purchase, so if you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order. Please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
How do I contact you?
If you have any other questions or have questions about problems which are NOT listed on this page, please get in touch via email at email@example.com
Christmas and Other Anniversary Deliveries
We do our utmost to get orders printed in good time, dried, quality checked and then out the door to you. During the run-up to Christmas we put double-shifts on the printing machines and in the warehouse to make sure we keep up with the high volume of orders. But we don't have direct control over Royal Mail or the couriers and cannot, therefore, guarantee that orders will be received in time for Christmas, Birthdays or other anniversaries or special dates and will not issue refunds on that basis unfortunately. So please make sure that you order in good time.
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Very good quality and good service.keep up the good work lads
If I wanted to listen to ...
My husband loved the t shirt it's a good fit and quality got a few laughs at our local pub
Proud to be seen wearing it.
Excellent service, would definitely use again