I'd Give Up Carbs Jumbo Mug
I'd Give Up Carbs Jumbo Mug
I'd Give Up Carbs Jumbo Mug
I'd Give Up Carbs Jumbo Mug
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Description
Description
I'd Give Up Carbs, But I'm Not A Quitter
Every diet resolution has a shelf life shorter than a bag of crisps, and this mug is honest about exactly where that line sits for most people, including the one holding it.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Came in a very secure package and it looks fantastic!" (John P)
Over 16,400 verified five-star reviews, and the two most common words in them are quality and service.
Plenty of novelty mugs are the thin sort that chip on the second wash and lose the print by the third. Ours is a 15oz jumbo in thick ceramic, printed the same on both sides, and heavy enough to feel like a proper morning mug rather than a gift shop afterthought.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I have bought products from these guys several times now and have always been impressed with service and product quality." (Colin H.)
- 15 ounce jumbo capacity. A proper mug rather than a polite one.
- Same design printed on both sides, so it reads right whichever hand you hold it in.
- Thick ceramic that holds the heat and survives a busy kitchen.
- Dishwasher and microwave safe. No special treatment needed.
- High-definition print that will not fade however many times it is washed.
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
I'd Give Up Carbs, A Big Fat Belly For Christmas
Guess what I got for Christmas this year? A big fat belly. Dieting can wait until there is actually time for it, and there is never actually time for it, and that is exactly the joke.
The mug is 15oz jumbo capacity, thick ceramic, with the design printed the same on both sides so it faces the room from either handle.
The Thinking Behind Not A Quitter
Reframing a bad habit as loyalty is a very specific kind of comic logic, and it works precisely because everyone recognises it in themselves. Quitting carbs would just be giving up, and nobody wants to be a quitter.
I'd Give Up Carbs Mug That Gets It Right
A joke this relatable deserves a mug built to last daily use. Ours is dishwasher and microwave safe, so it goes straight back into the routine with no special handling, and the print stays high-definition close up.
For more of the same honesty, browse the wider range of funny mugs for every failed resolution.
I'd Give Up Carbs Mug FAQ
What is the mug made from?
It is a 15oz jumbo ceramic mug, thick enough for daily use, with the same high-definition design printed on both sides so it always faces outward.
Is it dishwasher and microwave safe?
Yes, both. It goes straight into the dishwasher and the microwave, and the print holds its colour through repeated washes.
How quickly will it arrive, and can it be personalised?
Production takes 1 to 2 days and shipping 1 to 3 days. This design is not personalised, it ships exactly as shown.
Who is this mug really for?
Anyone who has ever announced a diet on the first of January and quietly abandoned it by the fourth.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
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Shipping times
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Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
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