I Swear To Drunk T Shirt
I Swear To Drunk T Shirt
I Swear To Drunk T Shirt
I Swear To Drunk T Shirt
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Description
Description
I Swear To Drunk, I'm Not God
A couple of sherbets in and the words start arriving in the wrong order, which is precisely how a solemn promise turns into a muddled punchline. The shirt wears that slip with pride, the kind of line that gets read out loud at the bar and earns a round of groans and grins.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)
With over 16,000 verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.
These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
I Swear To Drunk Humour For The Last One Standing At The Bar
The gag rides on a tongue that has clocked off before the brain has. The words get swapped, the sentence collapses, and the result is funnier than the sober version was ever going to be. It suits the mate who insists they are absolutely fine while proving the exact opposite with every syllable, the reliable source of stories the morning after. We print it on 180gsm heavyweight cotton so it survives every round, every spilled pint and every wash that follows. Slot it in beside the rest of our funny rude t-shirts for the one whose best material only arrives after the third drink.
The Thinking Behind The Drunken Slip Of The Tongue
The whole joke is the swap. Drunk and God trade places, the promise falls apart, and anyone who has ever slurred a confident sentence recognises it instantly. There is no setup needed, which is why it works so fast across a noisy room. Backed by over 16,000 verified reviews, it makes a brilliant gift for a stag do, a milestone birthday, or a Christmas stocking for the friend who treats last orders as a personal challenge. Hand it over and they will be quoting it back to you before the night is out, probably louder than intended.
I Swear To Drunk Tee That Gets It Right
A shirt destined for big nights needs to take a beating, and the DTG print keeps the wording crisp through every wash the morning after demands. The fit is long and generous, sitting well on everyone from the lightweight to the seasoned campaigner who paces themselves badly. As a veteran-owned shop, we know a thing or two about a proper run ashore, and this is built for exactly those evenings. It earns a permanent spot in the going-out rotation, the shirt pulled on whenever the night promises to get a little blurry round the edges.
I Swear To Drunk Tee FAQ
What material and print is this I Swear To Drunk tee made from?
The I Swear To Drunk tee is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton with a high-definition direct-to-garment print. The heavier fabric holds its shape over time, and the DTG method keeps the slogan sharp and fade-resistant through repeated washing after every big night.
How does the sizing fit?
Sizing runs true to standard for most customers, with a long length and a generous cut. Check the size chart against a shirt you already own before ordering, and size up if you prefer a looser fit through the chest and shoulders.
When will it ship and can it be personalised?
Orders are produced in 1 to 2 days and then shipped within a 1 to 3 day window. This design is sold exactly as shown and is not personalised, so the slogan stays the same on every shirt.
Who is this drunken slip design best suited to?
It suits the mate who gets cheerfully tongue-tied after a few and owns it. The design carries a patriotic logo on the right upper arm, making it a fitting pick for the pub regular who likes a wind-up with their pint.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Most orders are produced within 2–3 business days, then shipped.
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Shipping times
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For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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