I Identify As Not Being T Shirt
I Identify As Not Being T Shirt
I Identify As Not Being T Shirt
I Identify As Not Being T Shirt
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Description
Description
I Identify As Not Being A Twat, Officially Declared
In a world busy reinventing itself daily, you have picked the one identity nobody can argue with. The shirt makes your position public, plainly and without apology.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)
With over 16,000 verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.
These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
I Identify As Not Being A Twat For The Plain-Speaking
Everyone is declaring something these days, so you may as well declare the one thing the world is short of. The line lands because it is blunt, self-aware, and impossible to take too seriously, a wind-up dressed as a public statement. It suits the mate who calls things as they are, the one who finds the whole identity circus mildly hilarious and would rather have a laugh than a debate. See more in the same spirit in our funny rude t shirts collection. Printed with DTG so the wording stays sharp and readable, it is a one-liner you can wear to the pub without a second thought.
The Thinking Behind The Not Being A Twat Declaration
A good rude shirt knows precisely how far to push, and this one stops at cheeky rather than nasty. The humour comes from solemnly identifying as something so obvious it loops back round to funny, the deadpan delivery doing all the heavy lifting. There is no need to explain it, the right person grins the moment they read it. It is printed on a 180gsm shirt with proper body to it, because a line this confident deserves a garment that does not go see-through after one wash. It suits the blunt friend, the family wind-up merchant, and the bloke who has perfected the art of the straight face. Worn with a knowing look, it does most of the talking for you.
I Identify As Not Being A Twat That Gets It Right
Cheeky slogan shirts are everywhere, but most are flimsy and crack across the print within weeks. This one holds up, with the make and print backed by more than 16,000 verified reviews. The joke is sharp enough to get a reaction and good-natured enough to keep you out of real trouble, which is the sweet spot for this kind of thing. The generous cut is comfortable for a long night out or a lazy weekend, and it suits any build. Buy it for yourself if you have a low tolerance for nonsense, or for the friend whose entire reputation rests on saying what everyone else is thinking.
I Identify As Not Being A Twat FAQ
What material and print method is this t-shirt made from?
The I Identify As Not Being A Twat t-shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing for a crisp, fade-resistant finish. The heavier fabric keeps the slogan sharp and legible wash after wash, so the punchline never goes faint.
How does the sizing fit on this t-shirt?
This t-shirt fits true to size for most customers, with a long length and a generous cut that flatters any build. Check the size chart before ordering, and if you like a looser, relaxed fit for the pub, size up for a bit more room.
How quickly does it ship and can the design be personalised?
Orders are produced within 1 to 2 days and usually arrive within a further 1 to 3 days depending on location. This particular slogan is not personalised, as the deadpan one-liner works best left exactly as it is.
Who is the I Identify As Not Being A Twat t-shirt best suited to?
The I Identify As Not Being A Twat t-shirt suits blunt, plain-speaking types who find the identity circus more funny than serious. It makes a brilliant wind-up gift for the friend or family member famous for saying out loud what everyone else only thinks.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Most orders are produced within 2–3 business days, then shipped.
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Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
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Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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