I Had My Patience Tested Hoodie
I Had My Patience Tested Hoodie
I Had My Patience Tested Hoodie
I Had My Patience Tested Hoodie
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Description
Description
I Had My Patience Tested, I'm Negative
You know exactly who this is for. The one who ran out of patience some years back and has not gone looking for it since.
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Plenty of hoodies at this price look and feel like a pillowcase with sleeves on it. Ours is 280gsm, fleece lined, and built to last. Heavyweight ringspun cotton on the outside, brushed fleece against the skin, and a double fabric hood that keeps its shape rather than hanging flat down your back by February.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Top quality and very well made. Excellent print, very clear. The size is perfect fits me exactly how I like it. It's also longer than most hoodies I have so overall just perfect. (Tim C.)
- Best quality, 280 gsm, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester, a proper heavyweight hoodie built to last winter after winter.
- Close-knit outer with a warm, soft fleece inner facing, a real thermal layer that is warm as toast.
- Generous fit - Previous customers say it fits both men and women well, and it is long enough to keep your belly to yourself when you stretch.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG) - crisp and fade-resistant wash after wash.
- Double fabric hood with drawcord and steel eyelets - keep that baldy heed warm!
- Front pouch pocket lined with soft fleece - somewhere warm to put your hands, and your phone, and everything else.
- Ribbed cuffs and hem - the cuffs on cheap hoodies go slack within weeks, these hold their shape.
- Twin needle stitching - double-stitched at the seams, the difference between a hoodie you keep and one you replace.
- Machine washable at 30 degrees, no special care needed.
- WRAP Certified Production - no sweatshops.
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Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
I Had My Patience Tested Hoodie For The Permanently Unimpressed
There is a stage of life where patience stops being something you have and starts being something you used to have, back when you had the energy to pretend otherwise.
This one skips the pretending entirely. It is blunt, it is medically framed, and it lands the joke without a single wasted word, which is exactly the sort of humour that gets repeated at every family gathering going.
It is worn by the person who has stopped apologising for being short with fools and started wearing it as a badge instead, and honestly, fair enough.
I Had My Patience Tested Hoodie That Gets It Right
Direct-to-garment printing keeps the lettering sharp long after cheaper prints would have cracked, so the joke stays legible for every future eye-roll it earns.
It sits alongside our wider range of grumpy designs, built for people who have stopped pretending to be patient and started printing the fact instead.
I Had My Patience Tested Hoodie FAQ
What is the I Had My Patience Tested Hoodie made from and how is it printed?
It is 280gsm, an 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester blend, with a brushed fleece inner face for warmth. The design is direct-to-garment printed, keeping the lettering sharp and resistant to fading over repeated washes.
Does this hoodie run true to size?
It has a generous, slightly longer fit that suits men and women alike, so most people find their usual size works well. If you prefer something closer fitting, check the size chart first, since there is a bit of extra room built in.
How quickly will my hoodie be made and shipped, and can it be personalised?
Production takes 1 to 2 days, with shipping typically arriving within 1 to 3 days after that. This design is not personalised, it is printed exactly as shown, so what you see is what lands on your doorstep.
Who is the I Had My Patience Tested Hoodie really for?
Anyone who has genuinely run out of patience and stopped pretending otherwise, or anyone buying for someone who fits that description perfectly. It suits a birthday, a retirement, or simply every single day that ends in Y.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
Delivery options, prices, and estimated arrival dates are shown at checkout once you enter your delivery address.
Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
For the latest delivery estimates and rates, please see our Shipping Rates page.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships.
Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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