I Didn't Fart T Shirt
I Didn't Fart T Shirt
I Didn't Fart T Shirt
I Didn't Fart T Shirt
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Description
Description
I Didn't Fart, Blew You A Kiss Tee
Some women treat a stray trump as a romantic gesture and dare you to prove otherwise. For the cheeky soul who would rather charm her way out of an awkward moment than apologise for it, here is the shirt that does the talking with a perfectly straight face.
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These are not the same as the thin, cheap, knock-off rubbish you can buy elsewhere. At 180gsm, this is a proper weight, high-quality t-shirt, heavier than most competitors even attempt, and you'll feel the quality the moment you pick it up.
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- Strong, 180gsm heavyweight cotton that holds its shape and lasts a long time.
- Check the size chart before ordering, sizing runs true for most customers.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High-definition direct-to-garment print (DTG), sharp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' feeling.
Printed close to you (UK, US, and other regions).
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Shipping starts from $4.75 (US) and £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
I Didn't Fart For The Cheeky Charmer
The line suits the woman who finds her own crude humour genuinely hilarious and refuses to be embarrassed by it. It is bold, playful and just rude enough to make people snort before they have finished reading. Worn to a girls' night, a barbecue, or a family do where she fully intends to misbehave, it sets the tone before she even opens her mouth. The reframing of the trump as a blown kiss is the whole gag, equal parts gross and weirdly sweet. Printed on our 180gsm heavyweight cotton, it carries the cheek in comfort that lasts well past the first laugh. Browse more in our funny rude t shirts range for more shameless one-liners.
The Thinking Behind The Blown Kiss Excuse
The joke works because it takes the least romantic thing a body can do and rebrands it as affection, with total confidence. The shirt hands that audacity to the wearer, the verbal shrug of someone who simply will not be shamed. It makes a brilliant gift for the friend who loves a filthy laugh and would wear it to wind up the easily offended. The humour is warm under the rudeness, cheeky rather than nasty, which is exactly why it lands. We back every order with more than 16,000 verified reviews, so the only thing exaggerated here is the romance of the gesture.
I Didn't Fart That Gets It Right
A bold slogan needs bold, lasting print or the punchline fades before the laughs do. Our high-definition direct-to-garment (DTG) print keeps the lettering crisp and fade-resistant wash after wash, so the cheeky line reads loud and clear every time it leaves the drawer. The long length and generous fit make it an easy, comfortable choice for a night of deliberate mischief. Offered across a wide colour range including a soft light pink, it gives the rudest joke a surprisingly pretty home.
I Didn't Fart FAQ
What is the I Didn't Fart womens t-shirt made from and how is it printed?
The I Didn't Fart womens t-shirt is made from 180gsm heavyweight cotton and printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) technology for a crisp, fade-resistant finish. The heavier cotton holds its shape through repeated washing, so the bold slogan stays sharp through every cheeky outing.
How does the sizing fit on this womens t-shirt?
Sizing runs true to standard for most customers, with a long length and a generous cut rather than a tight fitted shape. We recommend checking the size chart against a t-shirt you already own, and sizing down one if you prefer a closer fit through the body.
When will my order ship and can this design be personalised?
Orders are produced within 1 to 2 days and then ship within a 1 to 3 day window. This design is sold exactly as shown and cannot be personalised, since the punchline works best delivered word for word.
Who is the I Didn't Fart womens t-shirt best suited to?
It suits the cheeky, fearless woman who finds toilet humour genuinely funny and loves a reaction. It makes a brilliant gift for the friend who would wear it to a barbecue or girls' night purely to wind people up, ideal for anyone who treats being a bit rude as a personality trait.
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
All items are made to order. Most orders are produced within 2–3 business days, then shipped.
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Shipping times
Shipping times vary by location. Sometimes customs checks and local couriers can add extra time.
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Tracking
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Returns
We want you to love your purchase. If you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order.
To start a return or exchange, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Contact
If you have any questions, or something’s gone wrong with your order, email us at support@lionlegion.co.uk.
Christmas delivery
We do everything we can to get orders printed, quality checked, and shipped quickly in the run-up to Christmas. Once your parcel is with the courier, delivery speed is outside our control, so please order early if you need it for a specific date.
Size Chart
Size Chart
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